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I don‘t get why everyone is getting so worked up about that jumbo jet. Clearly both the left wing and the right wing support it.

Europe.

"What is the unhealthiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?" is a question I have recently come across that I desperately wanted to know the answer to for the wrong reasons. (It's "Peanut Butter Cup")

Typing the word "bookkeeping" feels wrong. Three consecutive double-letters? Really??

The rise and fall... ...of the sour dough I put into the fridge to make bread later but forgot about again.

I sort my french fries by length

Decorative pillows. They are only in the way 99.9% of the time and they're not even comfortable. What is your unassuming nemesis?

Has anyone ever been hit with a newsletter popup and be like "Yeah, I am going to enter my email address into this"

One thing I love about maternity wards are the zombie-like figures of sleep-deprived dads roaming the halls

I've endeavoured to cook a quick and easy recipe. Forty minutes in and I've just finished cutting up all the greens...

Spending 20% of your net worth on a meal. Sounds extravagant, but you'll never see a rich person doing this.

I for one find it only fair that flat earthers don't get to use GPS based services

Call me old fashioned, but I try to put off updating the apps on my phone. When I do, there is always at least one that has become a shittier version of what it previously was.

Ever since I learned that these 'Verify that you are human' checkboxes analyze mouse movement to make their decision, I make sure to add some imperfections while dragging the cursor towards the box.

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Marathon finisher: *Slurrrp* - the cup is empty.

Dutch plant nurseries are something else…

What to football goals and my profile have in common? They both have two posts.

What my first post and terms and conditions sections have in common is that no one will ever read them.