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One day, someone with unlimited willpower will quantify all the hours and billions of games dollars that have evaporated from the games industry in the last 3 years alone. Decades of careers getting sucked into a black hole to keep abusive human spreadsheets in Armani suits. Fuck em.

God DAMMIT

My former boss at @winefolly.bsky.social once bet me a bottle of sparkling wine that after three years NFTs would still be a big deal. This was around 2020. Whaddaya say, Mads? I think I’ve earned a bottle of Prosecco at least. 😉🍾

Welp, it’s that time of the year again.

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to live in the woods, this was my wife and I this morning: Emily: “I’ll get the baby.” Me: “And I’ll clean up the dead mouse.”

Did the haunted house vibes of The 7th Guest put you in the mood for more spooky goodness? Here are some recommendations from Kevin and Phil! #bookrecommendations #bookrecs #hauntedhouse

Microwaved pizza rolls for lunch and now I’m at the part where I stare at them and demand silently that they cool off.

Happy Thursday, everyone—WHADDAYA PLAYIN?? In this week’s episode of Pixel Lit, Kevin and Phil talk about Keep Driving, Civilization 7, Tactical Breach Wizards, 1000xRESIST and more! @sunsetvisitor.studio @ycjygames.bsky.social @breachwizards.bsky.social

Time for the last, weird-ass section of The 7th Guest—check it out anywhere podcasts are sold!

When you bake a loaf of bread that looks like Count Orlock’s head.

Took the family to lunch at a bbq joint, and at noon they made an announcement, asking us to stand for the national anthem. Apparently they do this every day at noon. This level of posturing, performative nationalism makes me dizzy.

Last ten 📚 @timwaggoner.bsky.social @rushkoff.com @kateheartfield.com @kfawver.bsky.social @timwaggoner.bsky.social @danielkraus.com

Valentine’s Day dinner at Waffle House because we have values in this family.

The week’s almost over, so WHADDAYA PLAYIN??

It’s still Twitter. It’s still the Gulf of Mexico. They’re still losers.

The requirements for being a philosopher these days has really dropped. Before, you needed to map out the struggles of the human soul, and now you’ve just got to get high and wonder out loud if we all see the same colors.

Hope everyone else in this traffic jam likes Cradle of Filth. open.spotify.com/track/5dpjWJ...

Couldn’t agree with this more. It just reinforces this myth that anyone who’s talented can’t be a bad person.

Encased in a block of ice in some frozen hellscape? Well, at least you’re not stuck in a haunted mansion with a drunk wine mom. The second piece of The 7th Guest is available wherever podcasts are sold!

How are we today, folks? Feeling hard or hardly feeling?

TRANS PEOPLE, DROP YOUR MUTUAL AID LINKS HERE. CIS PEOPLE? DONATE AND SHARE. And cis folk? ZERO excuses from the lot of you. None of us have patience and that fuck used a THIRD of his ad campaign targeting us. If you aren't supporting trans people directly, you need to rethink following me. Clear?

Kid’s going through changes.

My son got ahold of my phone and inadvertently created an ad for Scuf Gaming.

F**k Elon Musk

I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get your revenge.

I told my coworkers I had to run down to my car because I’d left my headphones. I left out the part about the half-eaten bag of Haribo next to them.

Saw this on the PL Discord recently—we love you people, dammit!

Remastered or not, finally getting to see Hellraiser on the big screen is good for the soul.

Time for a new book. Let’s get back into the world of campy Full Motion Video with THE 7TH GUEST!

Been reading the hardcover of Kult: Divinity Lost, which is roughly 500 pounds of glorious Swedish esoterica, demons, and madness. Threw my back out today. Coincidence? I think not.

For Imbolc, my wife made mac and cheese from scratch and I can’t think of anything better for midwinter.

Bought my ticket to see the Hellraiser remaster next week and I don’t care if people find out how excited I am.

Nier, there, EVERYWHERE! The final episode of Nier Automata: Long Story Short is available on the Pixel Lit show anywhere podcasts are found! #nierautomata #pixellit

My pitch for a fast food joint: Raising Caine’s - Chicken Tenders and Fratricide

democrats will continue to lose and lose and lose forever because leftists being rude online is "radical violence" but starving thousands of women and children to death is "policy" and guess which one they're committed to condemning

Sent a medieval horror novel pitch to sentinelcreatives.bsky.social. Feelin strong.