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it’s that time of year where i crave being tan

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does everyone have someone who if they could shape shift they would steal their face, mine is elle fanning

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i can’t wait for spring

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ulta pulled my shampoo and conditioner from shelves and now i have to order it online :p a little irritating but the positive is that the woman who checked me out at the register was literally a beautiful soul she was so kind and engaging.

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does anyone else think like shops like edikted and urban lowkey drop ship their clothes and sell it under their own label

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i’m so excited to go to narragansett this summer, i’ve missed my home

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i love the phrase “haunting grounds”

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crazy that the freak show “woman with a beard” was probably just women struggling with hormone imbalances

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i’m ngl if i was kim id be seeking full custody over those tweets

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wtf i just learned that the lumon industries building is Bell Works in Holmdel, NJ. i’ve been to that building a million times.

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installing an outdoor underground pool has to be the worst investment of all time

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i’ve only been stung by a bee like twice in my life. the worst part is they die. i was so upset

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why can’t it be 60 out yet

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my love of white athletic sneakers will be the end of me

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i can’t believe businesses built around cookies is an actual successful businesses model. i’ve never once thought to myself i’d love a $7, 2,000 calorie cookie right now

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nicotine make the brain go brrrr

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i want an eyebrow piercing

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vegetable maxing so hard rn

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i’m going to be honest nothing enrages me more than the sound of people eating a bag of chips in public. the chewing. the crinkling of the bag. i want to commit crimes.

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i want to travel to japan and eat 7/11 onigiri so damn bad

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first week of classes over, i was a bit nervous about one class but the prof was super nice and it was mad interesting. you know when you pre-read the syllabus and it reads like they are going to shoot you if you a miss a class or something. yeah

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it’s 18° F and i’m like hmmm kind of warm out today feels nice

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reading the news rn is like horror after horror

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i want to move west and disappear

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i’m ngl i do judge people on their steak preferences

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sos tik tok isn’t working 🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎

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everytime i’m in the gym i feel like im doing 4 sets of tomfoolery. how long is it supposed to take to do to four sets of 10 on four machines.

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rip david lynch

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my deepest shame is that i regularly enjoy buying things from brandy melville- those tank tops are just THAT good

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i know people say this all of the time but why in gods name is a bikini $100+ i cannot fathom it it’s like a sick joke to be like how much money can we squeeze from people for three triangles of nylon

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“i want to join the world and i want to retreat from it”

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i feel sick to my stomach thinking about tik tok being banned in the us, will i ever laugh again?

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i’ve now become addicted to drinking $6 strawberry milk, i will never financially recover

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i want chipotle so bad right now

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fuckkkk i hate jenny humphrey so bad

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pulled an all nighter. it’s good to do that every once and a while. when you walk your brain feels weird.

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the keto diet was made to help treat epilepsy… now people eat burgers in a lettuce bun, free them.

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hoping for snow soon to distract me because i’m already longing for summer 😔

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i hate when my cats sleep on my parents bed and i can’t go see them while they are sleeping. i miss my cats in my own home.

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i had to convince my mom that buying $100, 100% percent merino wool base layers for skiing and hiking was reasonable. maybe i am trying to convince myself- i know i am right i have to be 🙂‍↕️

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all k can think about in the new year is how fucked up it is i won’t live until 2100

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every day i want to feel like how i felt after spending the entire morning at the beach, showering at my grandmas beach house, and going to watch sailboats at the end of the street in the bay. i never will.

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i love lily rose depp and 070 shake so much it’s insane

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people overconsume napkins

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nobody talks about how embarrassing it is to be the first person wearing shorts in the springtime even tho it’s like 70 out

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the best meme of all time is “look at my lawyer dawg… i’m going to jail”

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trying to do ANYTHING in the free weights section of the gym is mortifying

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