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My new idea is a Calvinist AI that works for the bank.

You never hear about haunted rubble piles.

once my husband learns how to take one decent photo of me it’s over for you bitches

Tide pod loaded. ;)

Chemistree ⚛️🧪

As Helene parallels the west coast of Florida toward landfall in the Big Bend area Thursday evening, significant amounts of lightning have been observed in the eyewall — a ring of violent storms surrounding the hurricane’s clear center. Follow our live coverage: wapo.st/4ezkie1

Where the house guests post from:

FWIW my favorite town name is and always will be Toad Suck, Arkansas. I used to go through there every summer on my way to give a talk at the state Governor's School. Always made me laugh.

Anyone enjoy baklava?

You know what sounds decadant; the fungal gardens of babylon

Kamala Harris said for first time as the Democratic nominee that she supports abolishing the Senate filibuster to codify federal abortion rights

Oh, New Jersey. Never change.

Finally starting to appreciate it.

I've been PsyOped by a Sky user.

There's a real happiness and satisfaction from moving under your own power. Walking, biking, canoeing. It's all there the same.

Apparently, with the right lighting, a flat foot in a bleached blonde wig can beguile three quarters of the white men in media, and one third of the women.

Taking out the garbage be like.

Let's floss to completion

A brief guide on how to control the parasite. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6V...

i used to say “idgaf” but when i did the actual math [2-67 fucks a week x 4 weeks + 12 months - 30+yrs], apparently i DO gaf. a lot of fucks. many many fucks. soooo many f

Final show down!

Every day I wake up.

optometrist who pronounces “retina” like “vagina”

mods are asleep post Rare Kate Bush

*slowly drops my dress to reveal a hazmat suit*

When people see me outside my own property.

🐹 OOOOEEEE OOEEEE heuy huey euch AND FROM HERE— *character dies* …

Cats named Mulder and Scully would be dope

🐹 Why is the game like this?

Mood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fez...

The Illuminati in reality

Timeline mechanics explained www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9n...

The asteroid Apophis will pass close to Earth on April 13, 2029

Gravitating back towards Harris after a convo in the park.

The foundational myth of Romulus and Remus may have its origins in demonology.

I love filet Minion! #BBQmunity

Star Trek III: The Search for Significant Information

The dental hygienist and I have a cool flirtation, I suck her fingers and she jabs the inside of my mouth with an instrument