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Oh, nothing, just the current administration firing every four star military officer who isn't a white male...

Every single church that has a building, and doesn't run a shelter for the unhoused or allow unhoused people to park RVs and trailers on their property is hypocritical.

It's such a coincidence that whenever a post condemning Nazis shows up on Fuckbook, RepubliQans come rushing in to complain about being called Nazis. They're really good at telling on themselves.

If someone is allowed to shoot you because they see you with a gun, you don't actually have the right to bear arms.

MAGAts would say I was being Woke at work today, because I was wearing a mask.

Waiting for paint to dry at work, and attempted to resolve an issue I'm having with Home Depot but the contact person I need isn't in today, and the store manager is also away on vacation. They do a great job of shitting on longtime customers, especially those in the building trades like myself.

20 February 1915 | A German, Herbert Hildebrand, was born in Nysa. An orthopedist. In #Auschwitz from 5 September 1941. No. 20495 He perished in the camp on 11 November 1941.

For every bullshit ICE raid somewhere in the US, it means that there are fewer agents to inspect cargo coming across the border, shipping containers arriving/leaving our ports, baggage and documents on international flights, or processing important paperwork to clear the massive immigration backlog.

It really sucks that every website in the building trades is complete garbage, and that none of the companies really try to do anything to retain you as a customer. Sure, individual employees do their absolute best, but none of the businesses are set up to actually help anyone.

Writing an executive order stating that only you and your handpicked friends can determine whether or not you're breaking the law is some toddler level shit. Is he going to rebel against bedtime next?

The orange messiah is negotiating a "peace" deal for Ukraine without involving Ukraine, just like he did with Afghanistan, when he handed the nation to the Taliban.

We really need to have an ad where Bill Gates and Dr. Fauci remind everyone not to huff gas, eat lead, or touch live power lines, because we know MAGAts will do exactly the opposite of what those two say.

MAGAts: "Stop calling me a bigot you [bigoted slur]!"

Damnit, the stupid paint sprayer that I hate and have spent too much time fixing just crapped out, again. In the trash it goes. How is your day going?

Just a reminder that Leon Muck's companies aren't breaking any new ground or doing anything that hasn't been done before, whether it's software engineering, space rockets, or electric cars, and NONE of his competitors have anywhere near the failure rates or production issues.

16 February 1873 | An Italian Jew, Attilio della Torre, was born in Florence. He arrived at #Auschwitz on 10 April 1944 in a transport of 935 Jews. He was murdered in a gas chamber together with 611 other people.

Lately you may have seen that Canadians are booing the US national anthem at sporting events, and as an American, I must come to the defense of... Canadians. Boo that fucking bullshit, and I haven't stood for the Magic Flag Song in years, myself.

"Terminateth those who runneth thine kingdom, then beggeth the important servants to returneth when thou realizeth nothing worketh without them." Republicanus 2:13

Unpopular, but correct, opinion: Everyone should have a safe place to live, with clean water, ample nutritious food, and medical care, regardless if they have a job, an addiction or criminal history, and no matter the number of children they have.

I mean, who hasn't accidentally fired the entire team responsible for the maintenance and safety of the entire nuclear arsenal? It's an honest mistake that any completely incompetent dumbass who has no business being in a position of power and doesn't listen to anyone who knows better could make.

If you believe that Leon Muck and the orange messiah are geniuses, or even remotely more intelligent than yourself, all you're doing is admitting that you're a complete dumbass.

I recently realized, with great sadness, that in less than two years this country will celebrate 250 years of existence with the worst president in history in office, and a Congress full of traitors.

When Democrats had a majority in both houses of Congress and the White House, we were told that wasn't enough to accomplish much, because RepubliQans could hold up the process, but now that things have flipped, Democrats claim they are powerless. I think spineless would be a better choice of words.

Enjoy the vicious return of every vaccine preventable disease, some exciting new ones, and the inability to find a board certified doctor, because Bobby Brainworm is in charge now!

Even if the orange messiah was stopped and removed from office right now, it would still take years to fix what has been destroyed in these short few weeks he's been at the helm. Every single day he and his lackeys are allowed to continue to destroy the government will add years to the recovery.

In a stunning development*, the stock market is taking a huge dump today and inflation in the US is through the roof in the past month, but the orange messiah has placed the full blame on the Biden administration. *A stunning development only if you're a complete idiot, everyone else expected this.

"If the only candidate with a legitimate mathematical chance of defeating the fascist candidate doesn't perfectly align with every single one of my views and beliefs, I simply won't vote for them!" is one helluva stupid philosophy, and an excellent way to let the fascists win.

Cemetery caretakers are asking MAGAts to consider porcelain headstones, as they are less susceptible to staining from the urine and feces they will be coated with.

Just another Monday of chaos and hate from the orange messiah and RepubliQans. How is that protest vote working out for you grandstanding "leftists?"

Taylor Swift was booed at the Pooper Blow. I'm sure she'll cry herself to sleep reading the messages from her hundreds of millions of fans around the world while rolling around in a pile of money. You really showed her, MAGAts!