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This from Boris Johnson, attacking Donald Trump's critics for daring to suggest that the President of the United States shouldn't outright lie to us, tells us everything we need to know about him

submitted 3 days ago • 137 comments

If Russia invaded Canada, does anyone now have any doubts whatsoever as to which side Trump would support?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

An American and a Mexican accidentally collide as one of them is leaving the men’s room at a bar. “Hey watch it! Go back to your shitty tinpot dictatorship!” yells the 1st guy. “I have no choice, it’s the last day of my vacation today” says the American, sadly.

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 4 days ago • 452 comments

you call it squirting, i call it vajaculation.

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There was only one answer.

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Peter Kay: “Let’s have a chat to the front row. Alright pal?” Audience Member: “Aye, fine thanks.” PK: “Ooh, you sound Irish!” AM: “Aye. Gaelic bred.” PK: “FUCKING GET OUT!”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 And with those Eagle Eyes, whoah-oh You set me on fire, baby 🎶

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has unwittingly preemptively pardoned his assassin.

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