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The Bureau of Prisons is moving forward with plans to move transgender inmates out of prisons that align with their gender identity and into facilities that align with their assigned sex at birth.

congress dems: what real americans want is sensible cooperation and measured resistance real americans: we love the ceo murderer, we're so horny for the healthcare murder guy we're all going to marry him

would you still play Vampire Survivors if i was a worm?

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

*As far as the Bond franchise goes Amazon only has the rights to the Second Age portion of the Silmarillion

Executive orders are not laws. The Center for the Defense of Academic Freedom has started Executive Power Watch, which includes breakdowns of Trump's EOs on education, what they do and don't mean ,and how to resist. More at the link: academicfreedomontheline.substack.com/p/how-should...

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

I need to collect 5 more of these so I can complete a side mission

Absolutely not. Elon Musk could never do that. He’s awful at taking drugs. And anyway it is good woke dei to follow doctors orders and never do more than a small amount of drugs. As a radical Marxist, I demand that he never do a bucket of powerful drugs unless he wants to get canceled.

It's tempting to think that simpler letterforms = more legibility. But in my experience, that's not true. Typefaces are design systems too, and they need a certain level of complexity to work well. Here's why: (thread) 🧵

Today’s millennial product of excellence. You’re not making spaghetti at home, you are a sophisticated culinary expert who spends 8 dollars for only the finest of Italy

Ha, awesome. More of this, Brooklyn!

this guy being the shadow president and posting like this is proof that, just like the cold war, gamergate never truly ended

Can someone make the 5 million dollar obra dinn-like. I’m tired of looking for one. I don’t want silly The Witness puzzles. I want 5 million dollar obra dinn. If you’re a publisher I don’t want to hear the excuses I want 👏 action 👏

Insider info says the Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake has gone FULL WOKE Will feature: Man turning down sex (gay) Women beating up men constantly Pride flag camo suit Men grabbing each other penis (In gameplay and cutscene)

Hello, readers. It's me, Chris (the author). In case you didn't see my post on Instagram, I have some important news to share with you so keep reading! (1/6)

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Everything is awful, what can we do?! THREAD 1. Indivisible (and others) are calling for in-person Senate visits to oppose this week's Vought nomination vote, sign up here: docs.google.com/document/d/1... 2. 50501 is organizing 50 protests at state capitols Feb 5th, most at noon (more threaded)

An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging: 1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal. 2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.

Canada's not paying

Not sure if I should call Non Binary person King or Queen when complimenting them so I settle on Monarch

Sorry did I say February? ZAUM: The Inside Story Part One is now live. See you all in about 9 hours 👀 youtu.be/BORV6qGgEPU?...