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phren.bsky.social
I must be on estrogen the way my racks keep growing ❗️❗️❗️ Cornifer’s wife is hot i am kinda freaky Proverbs 5:19 I’m a minor :(
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I eat too much food and now I’m fat and my tummy hurts

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Me when I have to kill my B*TCH wife because she’s annoying me

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Sweet tarts my beloved why do you make my tummy ache and my throat dry?

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i am fish2009 and i need to come up with new interesting penis jokes,,, stay tuned for what comes next, and no it won't just be my penis

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Some of you freaks would love this kinda thing huh?

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Fish2009 has gone to the beach!

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I am fish2009 and this is my story!

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I’m having a rlly fun playdate today

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I’m Bruce banner, and my penis is the hulk; because it is severely irradiated

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Got big things in the works,,,, I’m gonna run this city!

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I’m very much sick of feeling like this but I don’t even know what I feel like

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Omfg there are many people who deserve death

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When a ethnic girl dates a white guy we should call it “dipping in the coleslaw”

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God I love my stupid little pathetic life

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“I want a hotdog” dude that’s beastiality not cool

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Why does Mexican coke have a bit more of a tang to it than America coke

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I’m 30% panda and 10% of that is kung fu panda

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Today was like I’m skipping school but I didn’t skip school

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The fish swim like the birds fly, without wings

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They call me the octopus cuz onetime I had a dream I had 8 penises I’m not kidding they fell off in the dream

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Goku is rlly serious about solving that mystery huh?

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Hungry horse thinks of bread, thirsty lesbian thinks of scissors

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Me to my penis

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My favorite little freak

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They call me dr. CPR because I keep the party alive

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Whenever I saw tweets about doe girls I thought people just really liked girls who work in the department of energy

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I’d make bad financial decisions but I don’t have any money

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Blame it on the fact I’m young, naive, and really miserable

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Just saw a Mike and Ike flavor called “red rageous” and I’m like 80% sure it’s just viagra

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It’s been 777 days since my seizure, I should gamble

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My iPhone just spend an hour and a half in use and it stayed at 82% the whole time, I must have magic ifone!

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In the clerb, straight up werbing it

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This world’s gone to shit, can’t even be ouppy anymore

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Hollow knight silk song just got a 8 month release window, surely they won’t miss it like last time

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Happy trans day of visibility

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People don’t know my struggle of only liking music thats in the categories of “desperate & depraved queercore indie rock” 💔

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Pencil segregation

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Sometimes I think I act a little immature but then I remember I’m a teenaged cisgender heterosexual boy and thus that I’m doing quite well on the maturity scales compared to my peers

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I like doing commissions and talking to clients like this.

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Why does it feel like Thursday

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Peak dropping July 6

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Guys what kind of apple is your favorite? Mine is red delicious

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Nietzsche once said “there would not be such thing as philosophy if there were not such beautiful boys in Athens”

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