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I don’t even know anymore I’m a minor :(
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By the difference in quality of pizza you can tell the teachers got their pay reduced by 3k(half their yearly salary)

I’ve gotten to the point i said a joke that is literally an inside joke with myself what am I doing 💔💔💔

man i love being a twink it means all i gotta do to get hard is look down!

Today should a national holiday, I mean me having a seizure 2 years ago changed the Obama administration a LOT!

The pinky is the gayest finger because pink is a girl color

I don’t care if it’s killing me, fast food is so yummy

It didn’t work

i just had a genius idea to get new followers

People who make women shave are the craziest, like how is a bush supposed to make berries without any leaves?

If twinks weren’t guys they’d be so hot

So if an erect penis is hard, then a soft penis is easy,,,,,, does that mean you have to defeat the wall of flesh before you can get an erection?

I was wrong it was a straight relationship ❤️

Valentine in the big 25? What’s next, white day?

Guys I just thought about it, if seahorses had like human intelligence then wouldn’t they write f-preg?

DEI has ruined marvel movies, like hulk is GREEN not some filthy red man!!!!

I think I just witnessed the damage a wlw relationship can cause

Yeah if your a queer just follow me already

Yeah I think I peaked with this joke

Have you guys heard the one Ed Sheron song thats like “I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep I’m ed SHEARING my sheep”

You know me, If she shaven, I ain’t craving! Craving the hunter realized in theaters December 13th 2024 that is

You’ve heard “what’s goodie in the hoodie”, so now let me introduce you to “what’s wrongie in the thongie”

How i feel double tapping my earbud to skip the song currently playing in my playlist

Onion stories are getting to unrealistic man, no way an ICE agent has feelings

it's shitpost o'clock

Why is the name of this offbrand cola written like he’s not even excited to be here, like “hi I’ll be your general physician today, my name is, and you can’t laugh, dr. wow.”

Okay so what if there was a giant who was like a rogue, and then he had a son who became a vampire emperor right, but he didn’t like the letter O, but also didn’t like how “emperr” looked so he added an I and E and so he was “vampire empire”. Then that vampire would be, “Vampire Empire by Big Thief”

So this guy next to me, who, mind you is in high school, didn’t know what a thesis was, I literally had an English class with him before where we needed to write a thesis???????

Why is this teacher saying eggs cost more because of bird flu, flying is like their main thing how is it raising egg prices?

Well I’d hope Fox News would cover foxes

Yo does anyone have a clue what music straight white cis-gender teenage boys actually listen to?

I just got told by someone that they “also like hatsune Miku”. little do they know, I don’t listen to any of her songs, I just goon to her!

I think my third period teacher’s classroom has an evil aura only I can feel because every time I go in there I immediately get a headache

I didn’t know they had Fortnite in space

Just tried out a thing for the first time and did well, proving I am good and everything and have no flaws

Tennessine promethium oxide 😭💔

Man why are teachers calling Thursday hump day, getting me all excited

Wife: you better not be rad as hell when I get home Me: