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phulaxwolfgang.bsky.social
"Great spladdocks of crab! In the ocean, it's an idiot in a Tudor swimming costume and dragging a treasure chest."
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"and they'd better be foookin runny"

STOP ✋ if you are reading this, you've reached a Pokemon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokemon 🙏

His best yet.

Fun with bots.

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR."

Yeah I'm into MLM*. (*Mostly Local Mums)

Anyone have Roz from Frasier sharing Cilla Black memes on their card?

#bin chat is best chat.

What's your Greggs order, @nigella.bsky.social and are you free on Saturday?

Someone reposting the Sexblog Minge Demander #names

Nigella making Goon Show references might just be too much.

Bagpipes are near.

Saw Nosferatu.

Wearing a puffer jacket for the first time in about twenty years.

Cannot work out if a sage or teal bathmat set fits the Mr Plenty lifestyle better. Will update.

All the discretionary warnings apply here, it's not pleasant reading.

Me and the 4 people who read my posts.

If it isn't Mr Handsome and his silly fractals.

Re-watched both Tinker Tailor and Smiley's People with Edge of Darkness next. If anyone can strongly recommend any other limited/one-off series of a similar nature or quality then please do chime in. (I don't have Netflix etc but have access to cheap DVDs and certain broadcasting archives)

we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience

Please send this to your mum. I don't have her new number.

Demi Moore's mature ears win a special prize at this year's Olden Lobes.

"... it's all about spies"

Watched 12 Days of Christine by mistake.

Mum bringing in the New Year there by putting the peas in to soak.

I promise to be even more handsome in 2025.

From Dec 16th issue of the New Yorker. The cartoonist’s name is Paul Noth (i think)

Hanky pan(ky).

Post your favourite Pokémon wrong answers only

Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform

"...and sometimes she would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

"I have a friend who's an artist..."

Ralph Fiennes as M in SPECTRE (2015).