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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Professional proponent of perpetual profanity. Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. May contain nuts. UK
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That's a lot of words when you could've simply said, "Stupid prick."

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Spot the man getting any fucking work done.

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If you haven't heard about Juice Media and their "Honest Government Ads", you've been missing out on some top quality Aussie satire... Cobber. (Did I do that right? I don't know) Well worth a subscribe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kYI...

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I've known two millionaires in my life, and because they were a pair of irredeemable cunts I don't know them anymore.

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"Come and have a go, if you think you're 'ard enough!", raises the potentially hilarious sight of an attempted fight between a highly trained and fit astronaut, and a miserably flabby twat - in zero gravity!

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Expletives are simply a shortcut to expression and anyway - allowing yourself to be enraged at a simple word is ridiculous as it is you allowing language to control your emotional life. Which is obviously, fucking silly.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Cheer up everyone! It'll all soon be over. thebulletin.org/doomsday-clo...

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How to be a shareholder. (AKA A lazy bastard who expects to gain wealth through other peoples hard work, a parasite that offers nothing and takes everything.)

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BREAKING NEWS! Niggle Frottage, the thinking persons syphilis bacterium, revealed today that everybody he knows is as much of a spineless, grovelling & sniveling fucking coward as he is! This revelation came as a massive shock to three people in Britain. www.politics.co.uk/news/2025/02...

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You just KNOW that if Musk was holding that chainsaw that we've all now seen, and it suddenly came to life and started spinning & whirring...? That melon boy would massively shit his pants quicker than a 4 month old baby full of laxatives, watching horror films. You just KNOW it...

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Yeah, and your god doesn't keep you at least three hundred yards away from any Primary Schools either, does he Son?

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HA! Fukken tell me about it! Britain has always treated me badly, and it's always treated any of the many bands I've played bass in badly. In France & more so in Spain, we were treated like skilled workers I once had a residency spot, bed & board all included. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

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Piracy is now legal?* (*Piracy only legal if you have access to immense teams of $1000's/hour Lawyers and a pocket Zuckerberg puppet.) www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

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The Narcissists Prayer by Dayna Craig. ============================ That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it. www.newsweek.com/trump-acknow...

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(S)He has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace. So, perfect for a leadership role in any of our global governments it would seem? Stupid fucking planet...

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Never forget

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6iR...

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"When I was young I probably just thought we might cut a record, do a few gigs, get laid a few times and then get a proper life" Happy 73rd birthday to Jean-Jacques Burnel , Born today 21st February 1952 #thestranglers #photography #JJBurnel #music #MusicSky 📸 ©️ Colin Hawkins

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Here's a video about hanging, drawing and quartering - a previously popular form of execution & entertainment that mankind dreamt up to while away the hours... (From another intelligent you tube channel though, not some random gore hound) www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cFB...

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Nazi fascists are cowards who hide behind manipulation and lies because they are weak little boys pretending to be brave citizens. Capitalism is dying thanks to climate change, and fascism is capitalism's answer to those death throes, it always has been. The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

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Being the renegade that I am, I always preferred this version; "Itsy bitsy spider, climbing up the wall, Aint you got no sense at all? Can't you see that walls been plastered? Now you're stuck, you stupid bastard!"

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I say let's get Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Normandy and chunks of Germany in on this action! Let's reinvent the Vikings and show the fascists either side of our continent why you don't fuck around near angry berserker bastards with axes. Backwards is forwards www.heraldscotland.com/news/nationa...

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I'm not the biggest Al Murray fan, but the Pub Landlord? Ripping the piss out of "Finance Bro's"? Sign me up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HcB...

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I'm not saying that violent criminals should con their way into getting jobs on this app. But I'm also not, not saying that. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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Kathy Burke is just brilliant.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment