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pick-any-name.bsky.social
Just a girl, standing in front the fridge, trying to decide what she wants
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Welp.... I GOT INTO OLE MISS LAW!!! I guess I'm really going to law school!!! #olemiss #lawschool

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Tomorrow will be an eggcellent day!

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Amazing. Who's gonna break it to him? (Him meaning either one)

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Boy, and lot of people just finally learned that dude's name. #superbowl #walteegoggins

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Big Bugs Bunny “ain’t i a stinker?” energy

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Oh my god. Brady stfu about your losses. Like, we get it, you're jealous you can't play anymore. Just stop. Stop. #superbowl

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Wouldn't it be funny if this is a shut out? I'm not holding my breath for it, but like, it would be funny if the team Donald Trump is rooting for doesn't score a single point *and* he was in attendance of one of the most unabashedly Black halftime shows ever. I would laugh. #superbowl

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Serena Williams!

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I'm still shook. I haven't moved from my spot. Holy shit #KendrickLamar Ho. Ly. Shit

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That was a _flawless_ performance. Flaw. Less. #kendrick

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shibas against doge

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I know I’m just a rando on Al Gore’s internet, but for all of you out there who are sober and have stayed sober the last two weeks despite the horrors…I am SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU! It’s been so incredibly hard and each day we choose not to let them beat us, is a day I want you applauding yourself.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

That can't be right :::checks the math::: I guess I do want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl

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A big problem is that it’s way too easy to accidentally spend $150 every day

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I love the sound of Coloradans saying "We need the moisture" after we get an inch of snow

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Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

submitted 68 days ago • 169 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 68 days ago • 1127 comments

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

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For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history. Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life. But it's not over. A thread.

submitted 82 days ago • 88 comments

Happy Lexus December to Remember to those who celebrate

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Since these aren't "tweets", are they "flutters"? (Based on the app icon)

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What has the #LSAT done to me that when I see this #30Rock image, I start thinking of Sufficient/Necessary Assumption question stems!? Will I be like this forever?? #help

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