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a pastry shop called just desserts where the tagline is “get what you deserve”

Imagine you’re an Air Force pilot, one of the very best. You get chosen to fly Air Force 1! It’s the pinnacle of your career! Welp too bad now you’re flying a pudding brained dumbass around in a yacht doubling as a Qatari listening post

Well it’s either this or she was going to be the next surgeon general

My favorite roaster’s website. There is one decaf option, one regular coffee listed as “low stock” and literally every other thing is out of stock. I have never seen this before. Trump Take Coffee

dudes rock

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

One of the most incredible plays I've ever seen

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

R-r-r-recording in progress, Maarva

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

Someone please tell Tiffany we are not alone now. We are never alone. Someone, or some… thing… is always watching. Waiting. Hungering.

Raytheon, welcome to the resistance

THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO

chat is it good if this picture is the headline on finance dot yahoo dot com

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

great recession never hit imo we better come up with a good name for this one

Shout out to Rome for having a long decline that was almost imperceptible moment to moment. What a dream.

The no-look snag 😱 What a play by Nick Martinez!

the fundamental problem with the new daredevil is it’s not set in a new york that feels like real life. It has literally never been safer to live there

1080p canceled for DEI when they learn the p means progressive

most babies develop object permanence by 6 months, it’s unfortunate that NYT staffers aren’t burdened likewise

students: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 teacher: very good, class. and what comes after that? Tiny Lou Bega: everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride teacher: sorry, Tiny Lou Bega, I have to hold you back another year

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