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This is the first part of Character Limit that made me laugh so hard I had to put my phone down

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

THE HOBBIT (1977): DOPESMOKER EDITION A fan edit by me that pairs the beloved Rankin/Bass animated Hobbit movie with the legendary sounds of Sleep's collosal single track album DOPESMOKER. Get it here: drive.google.com/file/d/16tci...

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

I started a company with two other people and made something that was essentially the same as this in 2016 for like $200k. Instead of using it to let children yell slurs at strangers, we made cartoons with it. I’d still be doing it if it weren’t for the pandemic and David Zaslov.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

definitely seems like most of the women who let elon put children in them share a kind of bonked-on-the-head quality to begin with. just look at that fuckin guy

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Deleting your twitter account, while a good idea, feels kind of like a surrender to the chuds. It's more fun to get your account nuked for doxing some nazi or directly wishing incurable diseases on the cheerleaders of genocide. But you do you!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

THEY'RE FLYING OVER A DOMED STADIUM

submitted 14 days ago • 76 comments

tv sports coverage reaching previously unfathomable heights of jingo cringe. absolute vomit through and through

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't watched foot ball in years and I can't believe the same guys that hosted the fox show 30 fucking years ago are still doing it. just let these old men retire and die already

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

yeah

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

EGM 74 (Sept.'95) John Madden talks about filling up some large men

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

it's nice that paramount+ puts all of the taylor sheridan garbage in one easy-to-ignore collection. my brain is dead enough

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm I haven't tried ChatGPT in a while — time to give it a spin and see why it's worth $157 billion

submitted 27 days ago • 70 comments

An Uber feature where they just hit you with the car

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people

submitted 34 days ago • 27 comments

Marc Andreesen used to follow me on Twitter and then one day I quote-tweeted him with a photo of his insane pointy head and said check out this fucking freak’s weird head and he unfollowed and blocked me immediately. It’s so nice to get confirmation that he saw me making fun of him and got mad.

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

somebody check on the mountain goats guy i think he's spiraling into a poster's depression

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

the culprits for both the Vegas and New Orleans attacks were GWOT-era veterans. this is a trend that will continue. we have millions of vets from a quarter century of careless war, a media ecosystem designed to break people's brains and an ever-rising cost-of-living. buckle up

submitted 53 days ago • 105 comments

Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card

submitted 53 days ago • 37 comments

IMHO, the best Rickey Henderson stat - 796 leadoff walks. The very last thing any pitcher/manager/team wanted was to give him a free pass and royally fuck up the flow of their whole inning. It was a defeat in and of itself. He willed it to happen almost 800 fucking times anyway 🙌

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

it's weird that people are homicidally angry at corporate America when a CEO hired four months ago fires the entire workforce of a 40-year-old company five days before Christmas with no severance and no benefits www.cnn.com/2024/12/20/b...

submitted 65 days ago • 19 comments

Hey chat, trapped in my cybertruck, FSD drove me into a frozen pond, the water has ignited the lithium, doors won't open and the console is unresponsive, how do I get out? Still love the truck, by the way.

submitted 71 days ago • 83 comments

Altoona is exactly the kind of place where, in so many ways, dreams go to die

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck

submitted 78 days ago • 55 comments

I really, really hope we can find and apprehend the healthcare assassin. It is very important that we -as a people- bring him to my neighborhood so I can buy him a beer or ten

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I will accept nothing less than “I sucked and I really fucked things up so now I’m gonna punch myself in the face all day every day until the day I die.”

submitted 83 days ago • 23 comments