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If you see this phone in the beach don’t answer when it rings. Unless you want to know how and when you die in riddle form.

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Let’s play a game with your heart

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So where can I buy this shirt?

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While everyone is upset about war, here’s a palette cleanser.

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I can’t tell you how, but each season has its own distinct smell

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English is so messed up. We have the term “spaghetti western” on the surface it makes no sense but every American can picture perfectly Clint Eastwood as a cowboy.

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While 50 is divisible by 25 and 2 51 is divisible by 17 and 3

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It’s not called HISTORY it’s called LORE!!! Get it right!

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I’m struggling to find my community here Someone’s gonna have to recommend some good people to follow

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What is stopping our military from looking like this? We have the budget!

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Anyone notice that YouTube ads are suddenly more aggressive again?

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Sometimes it feels like there’s only 5 people that post on here

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How about we?

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They’re little buddies

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How god created me.

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Oh shit, life didn’t give us lemons. We gave life to lemons!

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Jada Pinkett Smith killed Tupac I made it up and yes it’s true.

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I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them

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Someone please give me $500 in google play cards or whatever you have or I’ll die tonight

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I hate dancing in the rain. It cold, wet and miserable. It’s a lie perpetuated by the capital industry.

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If anyone wants to read my shitty unfinished horror script, let me know.

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I will never forgive U2 for downloading their music on my phone

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Still trying to find my people here

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Just an outline but, Is this upsetting enough? Or too upsetting? Or too cliché? Also Daemon is a teen in bloody clown make up. For a little context. #psycholoicalhorror

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I think we should put Elon in control of solving the Isrraeli - Palestine conflict. Nothing could go wrong

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am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal

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This is why the CIA sent a stingray to take Steve out. It was the perfect crime.

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If you ever get bed bugs, remember that diatomaceous earth is the most effective thing against them. Also kills other bugs that crawl.

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Y’all are getting along on here?

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I know a horrifically possessed doll when I see it

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The aliens haven’t “officially” revealed themselves yet because humans fight on sight.

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If you see this phone in the beach don’t answer when it rings. Unless you want to know how and when you die in riddle form.

Let’s play a game with your heart

So where can I buy this shirt?

While everyone is upset about war, here’s a palette cleanser.

I can’t tell you how, but each season has its own distinct smell

English is so messed up. We have the term “spaghetti western” on the surface it makes no sense but every American can picture perfectly Clint Eastwood as a cowboy.

While 50 is divisible by 25 and 2 51 is divisible by 17 and 3

It’s not called HISTORY it’s called LORE!!! Get it right!

I’m struggling to find my community here Someone’s gonna have to recommend some good people to follow

What is stopping our military from looking like this? We have the budget!

Anyone notice that YouTube ads are suddenly more aggressive again?

Sometimes it feels like there’s only 5 people that post on here

How about we?

They’re little buddies

How god created me.

Oh shit, life didn’t give us lemons. We gave life to lemons!

Jada Pinkett Smith killed Tupac I made it up and yes it’s true.

I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them

Someone please give me $500 in google play cards or whatever you have or I’ll die tonight

I hate dancing in the rain. It cold, wet and miserable. It’s a lie perpetuated by the capital industry.

If anyone wants to read my shitty unfinished horror script, let me know.

I will never forgive U2 for downloading their music on my phone

Still trying to find my people here

Just an outline but, Is this upsetting enough? Or too upsetting? Or too cliché? Also Daemon is a teen in bloody clown make up. For a little context. #psycholoicalhorror

I think we should put Elon in control of solving the Isrraeli - Palestine conflict. Nothing could go wrong

am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal

This is why the CIA sent a stingray to take Steve out. It was the perfect crime.

If you ever get bed bugs, remember that diatomaceous earth is the most effective thing against them. Also kills other bugs that crawl.

Y’all are getting along on here?

I know a horrifically possessed doll when I see it

The aliens haven’t “officially” revealed themselves yet because humans fight on sight.

My housekeeping: speaks shit English Me: speaks shit Spanish Together: we confuse the shit out of each other

Real friends don’t let friends eat dirt alone. We eat dirt together.

This site isn’t eating itself alive right?

crying while writing Yeah, this is gonna be a banger

Ready to be feral