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I’d like to wish the retiree in the GOGE t-shirt I saw the other day a very merry I Hope You’re Freaking Out About Your Retirement Account.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 5 days ago • 8249 comments

In 2015 I was seriously thinking of becoming a US citizen. For a brief moment it seemed the country was making inroads in becoming a more pluralistic society. Then a repulsive turd slid down his gold escalator. I love my American wife and child. But I won’t pledge allegiance to this flag 🇺🇸

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

People are talking about the penny, but I just wanna say the buffalo nickel was the greatest US coin of all time. -Indigenous person -Indigenous animal -No slave owners -No goofy neoclassical allegories -No appeals to God

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Apple, I don’t even want to use Siri. There’s no way I’m turning on your goofy Apple Intelligence shit.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

He’s evil, but the penny does need to go.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Being miserably bored in the most miserably boring city in Canada (London).

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We sing silly songs to our son to the tune of Frère Jacques. Mostly songs about an ambulance or a fire truck. But, recently my wife made one up for him about a “Shark Plane”, so I decided to illustrate it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

what the right wants free speech to be: saying slurs without any social consequences and getting jobs on how based you are also what the right wants free speech to be. getting fired for being LGBTQ, brown, black, or a woman

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

I’ve been in a hiring position in the past. Not any more thankfully, I hate being a manger. So, I’ve given a very diverse swath of people a chance. And let me tell you this: the white men I hired were the hardest to deal with, and produced the most middling to poor work. I’m a white man too, btw

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

NEW VIDEO: Trump almost flooded California farmlands to get back at a tiny fish called the Delta Smelt. But this wasn't a new whim. The Delta Smelt is actually one of our dumbest, longest modern culture wars. So here's an explainer on how we somehow got... here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf03...

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

Feeling this lately

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid I thought being an adult would be like the music video for DeBarge’s “Rhythm of the Night” but instead it feels more like the music video for Ultravox’s “Dancing With Tears in My Eyes”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Trans people are inspiring as hell. Being your true self in this fucked up world of hateful shitheads is badass and brave. Trump and his rapist buddies will die in disgrace and be remembered for nothing but the pain and suffering they brought upon others.

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

“Ha ha ha! Swastikars! Elon is so owned!” he thought as the death squad cocked their rifles.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

One fun way of getting your Republican family member to acknowledge that Musk made a Nazi salute is to ask them if you can film them making the gesture

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments