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Huge day for arborists

❝Sometimes words are hard to find I'm looking for that perfect line❞ Has got to be my favourite line about seeking coke

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Someone show this to Bob Mortimer. STAT! He needs to have another apple trick up his sleeve in case of fruit related comedy emergencies.

The coconut milk is OFF!!!

If there’s one thing ITV will do, it’s show us Tory bums #CBBUK #ImACeleb

Thought Longfellow was Mike Myers for a sec

Wtf I went out for a mere amble and reached Rome 😳

Actress Elizabeth Debicki’s real name is Elizabeth The Biscuit.

When you realise Quality Street is a pun

This diva did this 🤲🏽

The length of Julien’s undies are a true recession indicator 😔

Wakanda: yesterday, today and forever 🐈‍⬛

Coming to think of it, it’s weird how all of us had to serve in the navy as toddlers 🫡⚓️🚢

I know a couple of twatts in Shetland and Orkney 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Panda fight

Remember when Mindy Kaling almost dated Cory Booker?

AI slop

“I don’t know what to do with my hands”

To Eid al-Fitr and beyond!

Hecklers Welcome everywhere I go

Hotspot name idea💡 Username: Meats & Cheeses Password: always pleases

An Almond mom’s favourite note is a B♭

Rudy is short for rudimentary

Accelerator?? I hardly know her!

I call it a cryo chamber cause that’s where I cry in a bowl of water so no one can see my tears

Surely not ALL the angels and saints

Can’t believe this is how I learn Yemen’s not in Africa?

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My only aim in life is to make silly jokes that get so popular I can slap it on polyester tat and flog for a tenner that ultimately goes into landfill.

My happiness levels since switching to the snoopy watch face 📈

There’s an increasing number of nice arses on my TL

Emmy winner, Richard Gadd’s Cats Does Countdown debut

Sow you, sow you kill