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sup 2025?

You! 🫵

#4 look like the flag of a Japanese shogunate lol www.axios.com/local/chicag...

Spotted a wojak meme on an episode of Gunsmoke

I’m using a butter knife to rescue my quarter from a broken claw machine and am praying nobody else in the pub thinks I’m trying to pick the lock.

I really wish I had the stereotypical “keeps the thermostat low to save money” kind of Dad. My old man keeps the house hotter than Mustafar. 🥵

Embroidery helps, though

what a year it's been for McDonald's

if you see this i invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

Boo! 👻

How tf is Memebase still around? They don't even have memes on there anymore.

We print Christmas cards at my job and goddamn it’s insane how many cards people will buy at once. Like, hundreds in one order. I’m admittedly kind of a shut-in but it still seems crazy to even know that many people lol

the one piece!!!!

Lotta twinkies

Woke up at 4am with a sore throat so now I’m tired AND fucked up 😣

One thing Bluesky needs is the ability to block people straight from the feed. The thing I miss most about pre-Elon Twitter was the ability to send annoying mfers straight to the Shadow Realm without having to go to their fuckass profile.

Coworker didn’t eat the lasagna she packed, so let me have it.

forever alone 😭

Still just stocking shelves and scanning barcodes…but in space! 🚀🛸👽

Basically what I think should be done with all the former Family Video locations

Idk why I bothered moving here, I was already out of things to post about Twitter. Probably a sign my life is boring as shit lmao

I like pizza 🍕

motherfucker

when is bluesky getting bookmarks?

One thing that sucks about not getting much snow anymore is that I have to keep raking leaves well into December. Having the lawn get covered with a thick white sheet and not having to think about it for a while was kinda nice lol

In these last couple of months a state of mind Ive been finding myself in for the last few years has me constantly thinking "The holidays? Do I really gotta celebrate them right now??"

good evenin’

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