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Me right now

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

In defence of boring magnolia paint, I’ve just repaired a wall damaged by a water leak and the cheap paint I bought today has dried to an exact match for the cheap paint I used in 2014

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I emailed the independent candidate (they often win here) to ask about his position on DEI after Nigel Farage said the council should cancel it all, and he said “Reform and I are poles apart” before 2 paragraphs on why it’s a good thing. He’s got my vote 🗳️

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

DM if you remember the dick pic from yesterday.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Just bought 10 litres of contract Matt emulsion like the traidie I’ve seen in those short films online

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Donald’s already left Rome? Surely there was a buffet lunch on offer? Best part of a funeral, that

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times using GIFs

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Just burned my red pepper and lentil soup while fixing a tricky git merge on my linux pc. What a wanker

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm still not sure about Aptos. Calibri was a disaster, obviously, but I'm still partial to Arial even though it's no Helvetica Neue

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I’m watching a low budget Christmas film on tv because I recognised the plot outline from the Freeview TV guide and it was quite good last time. Turns out “undercover prince saves American town’s Christmas fair” is one of the standard plot lines for low budget Christmas films because this isn’t it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’m doing a great Mrs White impersonation with this red pepper soup

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fat Ass Friday

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My brother was staying recently and he used Dylon to re-blacken his black jeans. It seems the washing machine wasn't fully clean afterwards and I've just done a whites wash. My shirt collars are now zebra patterned

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Good Morning America

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I have a question about Aldi discounts. They put these stickers on stuff, but there’s nothing on the barcode. I just realised these went through the self service at the normal price. Was I supposed to do something?

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments