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Adolf Hitler: Hey, Ruddy, do you want to go to the beer hall with 2000 of the boys? Rudolph Hess: Sure, Alfie. I just need to finish this set. It’s leg day. Adolf Hitler: Do you who else just wants to have a beer with guys? Ruldolph Hess: Herman Goering. Adolph Hitler: Great. Give him a call.

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Players now tasked to come up with other excuses for not wanting to play for Aaron Boone.

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McConnell's vote reminds me of Senator J̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶M̶c̶C̶a̶i̶n̶ Kyrsten Sinema.

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Turns out Musk was just saying sink over and over again was just to remind to get a sink for his office/bedroom in the White House basement. newrepublic.com/post/191736/...

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Every time Trump refers to himself in the 3rd person, an angel rips their wings off and screams, "For F^ck's Sake Already!"

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In other news, bears do not shit in the woods.

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According to a broken digital calendar, today is the day where Jonathan Turley actually gets a thing right. See everyone next century. www.huffpost.com/entry/jonath...

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"I forgot more about immigration law than AOC will ever know," flexes old white guy who can't remember anything about immigration law.

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Ring, ring. Democratic Congress members: Hello. Who’s this? It’s Christian White Nationalism. Democratic Congress members: Thank god, we thought you were another voter asking us to do something.

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A bit meta for Eddie Veder to follow Nick Valentine with his impression of Nick Valentine. #SNL50

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Trump signs executive order to rename the UN the "United Nations of America". Homeland Security, along with ICE, will begin conducting spot ID inspections as soon as Friday. (reference dated a week in the future)

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The US, via Trump, isn't even an equal member of the peace process.

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Susan Collin’s I a horrible human being and not just because she doesn’t carry Werther’s in her bag.

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Who would have thunk that Trump believed in a 2 State Solution?

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Still waiting for George Santo's diss track of Kendrick to drop. #HalftimeShow

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Now that everyone can plainly see that billionaires are with Trump, I am sure that a Democratic-run Congress will seize on the idea of increasing taxes for the rich to get the rich to donate so much money to their campaigns and PACs.

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How do you say I’m part of the problem without saying I’m part of the problem. #WashingtonPost

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From last year. Will miss her everything. You never really consider just how filthy Marianne Faithfull can be—and she can be extremely filthy, until it pops up on a Spotify mix during soccer practice carpool. Why’d You Do It, 1979

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Voters for The Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party are tired of people thinking they believe that leopards should eat people’s faces so they voted for The Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

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You should be worried now about President Trump. You should be really worried about President Vance waiting on-deck. Mostly because an aneurysm is an aneurysm is as good as a walk.

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Thus the old saying, rich Democrats are Republicans who haven’t been charged for financial crimes yet.

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With Trump blaming the Black Hawk for the most recent Potomac airlinr tragedy, Pete Hegseth has announced the DoD will only buy White Nationalist Hawks from now on. h/t Annie C @anet2111.bsky.social for graphic.

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Any day now, Democratic party leadership will start flooding the zone with "Americans will not vote for a gay president." #MayorPete

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I am shocked about the bill to add Trump’s face to Mt. Rushmore. I was sure they were going to replace the other faces with Trump.

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Pete Hegseth has such a punchable face and a fraggable everything else.

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This hits close to home for many reasons. Most importantly, though, is that 120 Minutes-on Sunday nights/Monday mornings) from midnight to 2 a.m.–was pretty much MTV for me. Quick recovery, Matt Pinfield.

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Remember when Elon went and fired almost everyone from Twitter and Twitter went to shut because there weren’t people there to actually keep Twitter going? Elon doesn’t since he’s telling Trump to get rid of the vast majority of government workers.

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Well, at least we know what Kate McKinnon is doing this weekend.

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It’s on a day like today I think, “Well, thank god Henry Kissinger isn’t alive to enjoy it. “ All the other days I just think, “Well, thank god Henry Kissinger isn’t alive.”

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If I find out who didn’t vote for Ichiro, I am going to write such a letter… Which I will then carve into his shit-for-brains face with a dull, rusty butter knife.

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Damn. Barron looks like a Funko Pop of his father.

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Ichiro Suzuki was robbed.

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I’ve know more about one of several Mel Gibson houses burning down than all the houses that residents lost in Altadena. Celebrating celebrities should not be priority right now.

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Yarvin: FDR was a dictator because he offered strong opinions in his cabinet meetings and everyone agreed with him sometimes thus causing the opioid crisis today.

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There is only one true thing that should rise above all other things. FRIENDS isn’t worthy to wipe MALCOLM’s ass.

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Eraserhead took my brain. I wrote a short story on the development of a family sitcom based on it. An Australian giant worm would play a main character if only less pliable and the worm wrangler more gentle. I was happy just to get a glimpse into David Lynch's universe every once in a while. RIP.

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Bad news. Trump is going to fire every one who disagrees with him. Good news. Not agreeing with Trump is not considered a valid reason for firing someone. Bad news. He's going to do it anyway. Good news. Employees can appeal to Merit Systems Protection Board, also known as MSPB. 1/2

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the roles of Liz Lemon and Jenna Maroney will be played by Binyamin Appelbaum.

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Jonathan Turley is a moron but is paid to teach law. I think about this is some way or another everyday now that I don't have to worry about Henry Kissinger not being dead.

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Rep. Johnson: When California has built the arks and filled them with a heterosexual animal couples like we've suggested, they would have all the water they want. on another note, I have to call my son and tell him that when I googled animal sex...

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