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pigefox.bsky.social
34 | she/her | lesbean | heart of a femme/soul of a butch | INFPT | ❀️with a red wolf named Axel❀️ Please call me Pige! I like pigeons and plants, and that takes up 88% of my personality. I like to doodle and be funny sometimes.
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happy pride!!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ if I added every single flag I identify with it'd be too much lol so just these three this year #art #furryart #pride #neopets

Going to a "work karaoke night" tomorrow night. I searched, out of curiosity. Would I even dare, LOL (no, I wouldn't).

Me: [loses an inch in height] "whoooo yeah, I'mma short kiiiiing" People I've told this to: "whooo yeaaaaah, so smooool" My wonderful health-conscious partner: "Please check your bone density." When they say to make sure your other half is your better half... Is that what they mean? XD

[last night]"hey mum, can you walk the dog in the morning so I can sleep in a bit?" "Sure." [15 minutes into the AM walk] [phone rings] "... hello?" "HELP. I LOST THE DOG." Oh. Cool. Moral of the story... For me: don't ask for a break from a task. For her: you run, they run: DON'T run.

Me, opening 15 youtube tabs, like I'm not going to experience the meclizine crash an hour from now. I was raring to go with the sketchy, too... but my arms feel so heavy... ~ ~...

"'Melancholic' is an abrasive way to put it (a blueberry on wet pavement)"

All handsome for the Moms.

I was walking in town the other day... and the number of drivers I noticed were glued to their phones was concerning. Society may be crumbling, but can we do better as a community, please. = =

and now Mint!! he's based on grasshopper pies and I've actually had him around for a while but never did anything with him. I gave him a huge design overhaul and I'm happy with the way he came out :> #art #furryart #grasshopperpie

After years of not taking commissions in any official way, I'm back and ready to do some drawing. I also have some of my adopts up there and am working on getting the rest up! vgen.co/anamatronicf...

flappin his lil wings... I wish I had a giant taiyaki #art #furryart #neopets #taiyaki

"I'm an anxious hummer. The louder I hum, the more anxious I am." "Yah." "Is it obvious?" "Naaah..." "... Really?" "Hahah, naaaaaah."

Me: [needs to pack] Also me: "but first, I need to gather all my children for a family photo." (Plus Aster the Zorua, who is diligently standing guard at workβ€οΈπŸ–€)

Time to hop into bed and browse my youtube analytics, asking 'WHY DO YOU STILL WATCH THIS' til I fall asleep. [watches as a 13 year-old cover resurfaces because ?????]

When I first made my fursona when I was 12, I gave him 12 piercings. I don't know why I gave him so many!! I only have 7 now. I'd get facial piercings if I didn't need a job lol #art #furryart #dragon

If you're giving me information to retain, then you may as well write it down for me. I'm either going to forget it in twenty seconds, or remember it for twenty years. There's no telling which one it's going to be.

Me: "When I screen the clementine bags, I just have to hold one close to my face and sniff it. If you smell oranges, then 100 percent of the time, there's a bad one in there. Guaranteed." A very normal person in my life: "that's very nice, Pige."

Sometimes, I draw so many furrsy face, I forget I also draw hyoomn face. ... This doesn't count. Towards what? What? Shut up no you [dissolves forever] (I haven't played a single FE game, but it's starting to destroy me)

hey, so did y'all know there are fox and wolf people in fire emblem? yeah? well, I didn't. now I do. and now, I'm going to have what one may or may not otherwise consider "a problem". #fungaypartnerdrawingactivitiesforthewholefamily

Favorite plant shop: "btw, we're open regular hours today!" Oh, the nerve of them. To be open today of all days. I should march right down there and tell them how ashamed I am of them. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I should do. March right down there. Yup.

being a little *too* excited to balance the bank accounts at 10:48 on a gosh dang Wednesday evening.

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The difference between a 200mg and an 800mg ibuprofen is insane, and I'm sorry I ever doubted painkillers in my life.

Dear d*scord, Thank you for getting rid of the 'time setter' for activity statuses, that was very annoying. Love, a one-step enthusiast, Pige

I made my partner a wolf-demon form about a year ago... but I think it needed an update. (New one on the left. Old one on the right. Decided to make her more wolf-like).

Me, feeling like an a-hole because I don't like this random coworker for what seems to be absolutely no reason, only to find out several weeks later that said coworker is an instigator of petty drama. The vibe detector strikes again. 😀

Me: [trying to schedule two root canals. Asks the boss if it would be better to do a morning or closing shift around the appointment] Boss: [LAUGHS] "Yeah. You're not gonna be working after a root canal." Me: [later, telling a friend about that] Friend: "Hahaha. He's right though." Oh hooray.

The three horsemen of the Pigepocalypse: Vertigo Eczema Teeth

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YES, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SHEER DELIGHT OF CHEWY CRISPY CHOCOLATEYNESS.

πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ Happy Ace Day!!! To all my beloved asexuals~

Me: [driving home, neck gets itchy. Scratches neck.] [neck still itchy. Scratches again.] [neck still itchy. Scratches again.] [neck still itchy] "dude, what the fuck." [scratches again, fingers covered in blood.] "oh."

Me: [sets something up to make something easier to manage at work] Boss(3): [takes it apart, because it's "dumb, and a waste of time"] [Three days later] Boss(3): [sets the same thing up again] Me: [takes it apart, because I'm petty] 乁(☯vβ˜―β βœΏγ„

Phone: "Hey! How about a bedtime routine, hmm? Maybe a little less screen time, that sound good to you?" Me: [eyes, bloodshot] "but I /need/ to watch these pigeons *d a n c e*.

With the power of good socks, walking shoes, and pain meds on my side, I can take down an army of 10 four-foot-tall men. ... And maybe walk another two miles.

Apparently, there's a pigeon shrine in Kyoto. And now, I have two reasons to want to go to Kyoto.