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I’m a salty, fat, cis-het from the Pacific Northwest. Possibly autistic. I probably like your cat. My opinions are my own. She/they
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I once commented on a TikTok video about raw milk, that ultra pasteurized milk lasts longer. Then some dude commented “physique check?” It’s been months but that comment still pisses me off.

I’m finally reading Good Omens and I see why my bestie loves it. It’s hilarious af.

My husband and I have been re-watching Lost. I actually like it more now than I did when it first aired. I think I have more patience for the pace. The creepy part about Lost is that John Locke looks a ton like my dad did when it aired. The body shape, the clothes, the face, and the stubbornness.

I might look old but I’m still that teenager that giggles to Beavis and Butthead.

This year kinda sucked and I’m not looking forward to next year.

Gender reveal parties for babies are so weird because it’s just telling ppl what private parts the kid has.

The price of eggs these days… I get it but I don’t like it.

If you’re making videos and announcing all the “giving tree” gifts you donated… this wasn’t generosity or charity. This is you fluffing your ego and possibly making money from the vids.

This is so amazing. I’m very glad to see we’ve reached the point of curing HIV in some patients. I hope we continue improving the outcomes.

Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...

Also, Rupert Murdoch’s request to have one of his right wing kids be the Fox CEO and so it’s likely going into the hands of his left wing kids and I’m here for that. 🤗

I’m excited for season 3 of Wheel of Time! Shohreh Aghdashloo will be in it. She’s becoming one of my favorite actresses.

One of things I dislike very strongly are fake celebrity accounts. I wonder if we have a block list set up for that?

As an observer, the whole UHC shooter investigation seems like a very poorly written episode of Law & Order.

The CEO of United Health Care was fatally shot.

I love the blocklists.

I take adderall for an off-brand reason (chronic hives) and I don’t know why but my mood drastically improves every time.

People really voted for white male supremacy. I’m not here for an “all sides” conversation and I won’t be nice if you even try.

The polls are closing and I’m reminded again about anxiety diarrhea. I used to love voting day.

It’s either a majorly disappointing day mixed with, “so what country are we moving to?” Or “holy shit, we elected KAMALA.” You’d think she has it in the bag but I thought that in 2016…

I’m so worried about a 2016 repeat.

I just need a way to hibernate until Wednesday… maybe Thursday. My nerves can’t deal. #election2024

I voted. #kamalaforpresident

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #402,681!

People got those things that showed they were a Bluesky elder. I must have joined right after the cutoff.

Y’all I’m buzzing. I went to Green Day and FUCKING SMASHING PUMPKINS opened and I had no idea they’d be there. I was just there because GD is playing Dookie. Did I cut out after Dookie? yes. I’m old and I have autism.

Speaking of nasty ppl who are getting sued for cyber bullying … I’ve been looking for a sweet magical world to escape to since what’s her face ruined my old fave. I think I may have found one in The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches.