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"Private Eye, adoptive sister to Trish Walker, best friend is Jack Daniels, and hates being called a super hero" {{ #MarvelRP #MCURP #JessicaJonesRP 21+ No Lewds Allowed, Minors Do Not Interact}} Parody
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{{ I know I've been on and off here but I've been busy with my job as a nurse and it’s been crazy. I'll try and get on making Madisynn King soon.}}

{{ Okay, if you have any and I mean ANY sort of p*rn GIFs, vids, and pics. You will be blocked off, because that shit is very triggering to me and makes me sick.}}

She throws darts that is paltered with @superi0rheroics.bsky.social picture on the board while playing Garbage in her office.

{{ Gonna open up a Madisynn King account sometime this weekend.}}

Gets drunk on the TL. "Happy New Year everybody!!!!!! Let’s get……" She puked on the reader's face.

She drinks her bottle of vodka. "Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!"

She stole one of Dr. Strange's relics and placed it on her bookcase.

"Your quote with power and responsibility makes me hurl."

She dodges it as she poorly does the Matrix scene, she fell and landed on the snow while laughing drunkenly.

"So what you're gonna shoot me too Gran Torino if I don't get off your lawn, Eastwood?"

She drunkenly throws a snowball at the reader.

"Has anybody told you that you can use some coconut cream on your face, old man?"

She drunkenly laughs at him while looking at him with his puke stained mask. "Have you been drinking this evening ma'am?”

She flashes…… her flashlight to reader's eyes.

{{ Here's my impression of Mason Wyatt on DMs towards female RPers; Mason: *Bitching, whining to reply faster name calling, while they're focus on their RLs* Female RPers: *Blocks him* Mason: 👇🏻}}

@hostandsymbiote.bsky.social She drank her JD from a water bottle and started jabbing her finger drunkenly. "Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite,Parasite."

@aneducatedwish.bsky.social "You're guy in red I've been hearing about that won't shut the hell up."

@superi0rheroics.bsky.social "If you want your puke stained mask clean, try and get a date with my sister Trish she's rich and still pay for the bill."

" 'dear'? What are you my mom? What's next you're gonna tell me don't listen to Nirvana because it's depressing music?" She shivered her shoulders, as she drank another glass of JD from that cringing moment.

"Why don't you use your claws something useful and cut my sandwich? The owner forgot to slice it up."

{{ Brought my Lois Lane account on BlueSky!}}

"Anybody agreed?" tenor.com/view/dont-tr...

"A selfie with Matty."

"It ain't pretty that's for sure, but mentally and physically. You're just like Killgrave with his Jedi Mind Tricks never used his powers for good only destruction."

@thathandsybitch.bsky.social "If you're gonna dig your fingers in my skull do yourself a favor, wash you hands before you read my mind because right now I'm drunk."

@thehellishcat.bsky.social "Sisters at their best poses. Don't know if I did better than Trish."

She's waiting for your side of the story.

"Stop knocking my door! It's too damn early!"

{{ Use to RP as Batgirl and Talia but officially retired those two on Twitter but no plans on bringing them back.}}

@volatileradiant.bsky.social "Is the rumors are true that you vampires sparkle in the sunlight?"

"At least you shit's better than mine."

She gets shitty drunk while dancing to 'I think we're alone now' by Tiffany in her apartment even she can't dance for shit.

"I'd say;"

Jessica playfully fiddle around with Strange's ancient relics. "What the hell is this?"

"Anybody who is supporting Wilson Fisk as mayor of New York, I will personal puke on your faces."

"I feel like puking in front of Amber Heard's face."

@thehellishcat.bsky.social "I don't want to tell people this but what the hell, Trish thinks Loki is pretty hot."

@unquietdepth.bsky.social She does her horrible impressions of the big green guy drunkenly. "Puny god!"

"How many wizards and witches do we have roaming around New York City? Who else is going to come? Harry Potter, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Snape? Seriously I think New York needs a Hogwarts of its own with these magicians."

"God that guy who is wearing red won't shut the hell up, always yapping, yapping, yapping."