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On the plus side, we've not heard from the Rhodesian Toyota guy for a couple of days 🤷‍♀️

On the plus side, we've not heard from the Rhodesian Toyota guy for a couple of days 🤷‍♀️

Sitting in a tree, eating my lunch

Has Richard E Grant been drinking? #6music

Met a cat earlier

This is nice #cycling

I guess ChatGPT doesn't like coffee?

Just send the fucking asteroid

Down the seaside

Tunstall Forest I missed a marker somewhere and did most of this in the wrong direction 🤷‍♀️ https://www.trogmtb.com/viking-trail/ #cycling

Rendlesham Forest

Went to the zoo today https://www.zsea.org/reserve Didn't know an aardvark was my favourite animal until I saw one

Searching "how to enable DST on a Casio G-Shock watch" and regretting my choices

In the 15+ years people have been promoting blockchains, this flowchart remains undefeated.

#Crypto approaches its final form https://iceraid.us/

These flats will be haunted by the souls of people who are still trying to find the way out of Mercato Metropolitano https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn48kdp3gywo

Finally opened that 50th birthday champagne

Imagine how easy it would be for Justin Welby to just never make any public statements ever again

Daniel Radcliffe got that Harry Potter money and now just does all kinds of weird and wonderful movies and the world is a richer place for it and that’s basically the argument for universal basic income

Morning lads

Why are penalties so good? #football

"I wanna start a band but I can't sing or play anything and I haven't written any songs" -- fucking AI "art" dweebs

We are on holiday. This scarcely seems feasible https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2657557

The sun has become pacman #eclipse

You ever go to a wedding or whatever, and you see people "dancing", but their movements are entirely unconnected to the rhythm of the music? Like, they've seen other people doing it and they're going through the motions, but they have only the most surface-level grasp of what's going on and they […]

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You ever go to a wedding or whatever, and you see people "dancing", but their movements are entirely unconnected to the rhythm of the music? Like, they've seen other people doing it and they're going through the motions, but they have only the most surface-level grasp of what's going on and they […]

None of this is gonna get any better while there are still billionaires

The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝 #dishwasher #parody #iot

Every person with #ADHD be like „long story short“ and then tell it with the behind the scenes bonus feature and the directors commentary.

Fascism is an alliance between the state and capital, and it is the role of the state to arrange a managerial role for capital over the planet. LetsEncrypt costs less than a million dollars to make the web as we know it possible to exist on for anyone that isn't a gigantic corporation. the only […]

I have just heard Rachel Reeves on the radio and I am now angry

Thinking about this a lot lately

The Atlantic has released the entire Signal chat showing Hegseth's detailed attack plans against the Houthis. Why not, right? The administration claims none of it is classified. In the group chat, Hegseth posted: “1215et: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package)” “1345: ‘Trigger Based’ F-18 1st […]