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Deterring enemies by randomizing my attributes

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Has anyone seen anything suspicious lately?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

TELGIRL3.BMF

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

What hath god wrought!

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*puts you into a machine*

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

They diagnosed me with normal syndrome

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I can’t even eat dingleberries anymore now that I know what they’re made out of

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Going to trade school to learn Advanced Modern Dialectic Criticism. Gonna get a nice paying union job

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

Going to trade school for exploring alternative analytical frameworks

submitted 311 days ago • 0 comments

The tagline for my movie is “Violence isn’t just the answer… it’s the solution”

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t find goofing around that funny

submitted 341 days ago • 0 comments

I decided I’m going to become much much older, but not right away

submitted 343 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a famous actress named Rebecca Anne Jones

submitted 348 days ago • 0 comments

The next time I marry it will surely be for love

submitted 356 days ago • 0 comments

Deploying the national guard at Panera to stop people from mixing the sodas together

submitted 360 days ago • 0 comments

I’m adding a foaming agent to my mixture

submitted 363 days ago • 1 comment

It’s normal to glop it grandly. Sit with me for a while

submitted 367 days ago • 0 comments

I’m filling out the necessary paperwork to receive lox on my bagel. Submitting a variance request to obtain capers

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

I think as a species we should perhaps stop blowing each other up, but that is just one man’s opinion

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

(Showing the mohel a picture of a penis) yeah something kind of like this

submitted 410 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when the mohel tries to make small talk while circumcising me

submitted 410 days ago • 0 comments

(At my own bris) Yeah just a little off the top, nothing crazy

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R2D2 can barely emote with all the work she’s had done on her face, which is sad because she used to be so pretty

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Does anyone know what’s going on right now?

submitted 423 days ago • 1 comment

R2D2 was way cuter as a kid, before she got an attitude

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