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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

No matter what else, Harvey Weinstein’s penis did fall off.

just put a feather in my hat and yankee doodle was right. this shit is straight up macaroni

I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium

Holes (2003)

My wife has been sick and I’ve really been upping my really it’s ok and seriously I don’t mind game

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Over dosing on heroine and waking up early are both equally terrible

jury sissification

They built a Denny’s in my neighbourhood by accident :(

Every single person I don’t like is a cop

I’m actually a huge account on here. I have a massive following on here I think

God they love to lose. it must feel so good to so intentionally and continuously fail I can’t even really imagine

On a recent So True podcast Lilly Sullivan said her friend’s therapist ate corn on the cob mid session and I will truly, honestly never stop thinking about that.

@vincemancini.bsky.social I’m so glad you mentioned none pizza left beef on the latest mad yourself a man I think about that pizza constantly.

Do you think when you eat two large soft shelled tacos you gain super human abilities??

My mother was a moderator on several high-profile message boards in the early-2000s, banned some big names. I asked her what it would cost today to kick out a user whose sole reason for being on a site was to kill the vibe and cause harm to a minority. She said, “We can’t do it. We don’t know how.”

If I see your post on Bluesky and twitter I’ll like both, I don’t give a shit, I’m nice

Fleetmac Wood

PEMDAS

I think the absolute best way to do therapy is to just continuously lie to your therapist. Then you win

If there are things you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy you need to toughen up. How worst even are they admit it

I think the insurance CEO is still alive I bet

If you’re a terrified CEO, might I suggest channeling that into building libraries, parks, great public works like your slightly less fucking worthless forebears.

Anyone who takes that 1k should be hounded out of society at knifepoint

Oh ya no worries dude, it’s all good

If the list of viable, reasonable suspects to your murder is in the millions, you deserve to be murdered.

It’s good actually, for insurance CEOs to be shot, and good that rich people learn they can be shot. This should happen three times a week.

I am the president of the moon

I hate when little kids try and invite me to things bitch, I decide where I go