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Man somebody blew chunks in the elevator in my apartment building like 5 days ago and it still smells like the inside of an alligator’s asshole

In hindsight, Drake’s downfall was inevitable but I’m glad Kendrick took such a massive W off it

Dora look higher than giraffe nuts

Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.

GOD I love winning the imaginary argument in my head

You know when you’re reading something or consuming some kind of media and you look up a word you’ve never heard before? I genuinely cannot fathom not doing that and just moving on with my life.

Throwing away all my greeting cards was so liberating lmao

Rich people are just miserable in beautiful places.

One final day of enduring Christmas music everybody

New cartoon: Charlie the Unicorn Enjoys a Moment of Peace Charlie discovers something beautiful in a cold and desolate place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x0d...

me realizing I’ve conditioned myself to associate nicotine with both caffeine and alcohol, making it impossible to consume either of the latter two without intensely craving the former

really thoughtful release. i'm impressed

asking the menswear guy if graphic tee, blazer & dark jeans will go with my jandals or not

Psyduck goes to Therapy.

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Being allergic to cats is definitely a curse placed upon me by a witch I wronged in my youth or something

What if we all just took a little chillie pillie 🌈

I will stake my claim on this new platform. I will turn 30 followers into 3 million. Upon this rock I shall build my church.

It’s over, I’m afraid. He has depicted us as the soyjak

There is no universal formula for self-care. Oh and also, those mental wellness apps are a scam.