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pineapplecruise.bsky.social
Livin' la vida loca in a 1/4 timeshare in your head 🤡 https://twitch.tv/pineapplecruise
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It's time for ICE to start rounding up "nintendo people". You know exactly what I mean.

days later and i still can't believe katy perry went to space before i finished. i'm literally crying in a public restroom rn

Infinite food hack: You never have to buy eggs again if you just start eating your own shit

Protested the tariffs today by not washing my lettuce before putting it on my chicken salad sandwich. #DailyDefiance

Did you know? Rachel Maddow's neck elongates every time Donald Trump triggers a 17-minute MSNBC ominous monologue.

Just brushing up on Facebook's community standards: transparency.meta.com/policies/com...

Streamers opening gyms is so cliche. So instead I've just opened my first yoga studio! It's been a lot of hard, grueling work, but I think you'll want to come again and again. See you there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E43Y...

psyllium husk will make you the tony hawk of shitting

Your wish is my command!

Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.

I'm starting a new segment called "Incredibly high resolution photos of businessmen from 'About Us' pages on websites". Loving that drip, Michael D. Rhodes!

⚠️ TRUMP IS PUTTING PLANTS AND ANIMALS IN OUR FOOD ⚠️

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Americans seem to conflate Canadians being polite with being nice or being pushovers. We're not nice, and certainly not pushovers. Not being evil takes far less effort than being evil, a concept that seems lost on far too many.

Translation to American: Get fucked 😊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ru...

i drew @abysswalker4984.bsky.social's fursona!!!!!! hope you enjoy it abyss :3 #furryart #fursona #furry #art

Enunciation on point 🥵🍭

Ruka going all-in on the Puss in Boots stare. #cats