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Laughing at the cardinal behind Henry VIII: ‘ooooooohhhhh ‘bout to create our own religion are we? Bout to behead another wife, ‘enry?’

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#smokefleet

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remember when he said measles is fine because only poor black kids die from it (I believe it was coded as like "nutritionally deficient children from the Mississippi Delta")

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Doc, you gotta help. Meemaw is progressing inevitably towards her fate and we want you to stop it for another six or seven days, tops.

submitted 261 days ago • 3 comments

The core of these people’s belief system is that we need to kill off The Weak, and The Weak is anyone who ends up dying as a result of the dismantling of a functioning society. That’s called a tautology and it’s a very convincing argument if you’re stupid.

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it seems to me that you must be a little damaged in the head

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

You guys wanna see a real complex image

submitted 85 days ago • 61 comments

Why does everything suck shit

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The original "Fuck, Marry, Kill?"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Polish poster for William Friedkin's TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. (1985)

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It’s a theory in the same way gravity is a theory.

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JD Vance in the next 48 hours: you know what? I'm sick and tired of being victimized by people who don't want Elon Musk to have access to their IRS records. these games don't work anymore.

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*bane voice* abraham twinkon

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Grab a spoon bestie we’re tasting bog pudding tonight

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

Yeah, I read theory

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

www.politico.com/news/magazin... I never would have guessed

submitted 16 days ago • 77 comments

No loads refused pimped out cumdump is everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Well, well, well

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Kendrick is going to walk out with Millie Bobby Brown holding a stack of printed text exchanges

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What is this pic? Even when they are trying to make him look devious he just comes off as a dickless fucking nerd.

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the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

submitted 21 days ago • 83 comments

Here, I spoke to undocumented immigrants in the restaurant industry, and some orgs who support them, about what everyone is facing right now www.eater.com/24359357/und...

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

THERAPIST: So, what brings you in today? ME: We’ll never know what dinosaurs actually looked like because soft tissue doesn’t fossilize except for rare instances. T. rex could have had a giant comb and wattle like a chicken. THERAPIST: Oh fuck, he’d look ridiculous. ME: *starts crying*

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

Giving Snacks the Amy treatment

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Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run.

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Wired is killing it. Also, the Musk goons being afraid of being identified says to me how tenuous all this shit is. If they have to face any actual resistance they can be defeated. They should have people yelling in their faces their names and addresses and that they're going to be arrested someday

submitted 24 days ago • 41 comments

Meemaw made it perfectly clearly she wanted to be pickled gradually over several months in a strange room surrounded by none of her belongings.

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From inside HHS, a court order sent around this morning telling agencies they can’t pause spending:

submitted 25 days ago • 41 comments