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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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He makes Bill Gates look like a saint

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Just a reminder that Cali is in Columbia If you say that you're from Cali, you better be fluent in Spanish

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"[W]e are reprinting an editorial from the Clarksdale Press Register in Mississippi, which a Chancery Judge, Crystal Wise Martin, ordered removed.... We view this judicial overreach as an abuse of power, a blatant violation of constitutional rights, and a dangerous precedent that must be resisted."

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Nosferatu dares to ask the question: what if vampires weren’t hot?

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Nobody tell president plump that it's the democrats/socialists who won in Germany

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#UnmaskingMusk

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I will never forgive the people who bought into the "government should be run like a business" bullshit.

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Aspect: The social media app for Apple users who don't want to deal with real people apps.apple.com/us/app/aspec...

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Man Kraft macaroni and cheese will never not be good to me

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regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

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one of the weirder things conservatives are claiming right now is that it never makes the news when private sector workers are laid off

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Algorithms are stopping some people from thinking youtu.be/QEJpZjg8GuA?...

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Who knew that Margaret Atwood would become our modern-day Nostradamus?

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Saw this, but it wasn't worded strongly enough for me, so I did some edits.

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See my reply to this post for a list of ways that school vouchers have actually improved education www.star-telegram.com/opinion/opn-...

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Twitter (yes, I still have it) is now pushing me notifications from accounts I don't follow who've found “PROOF” that Obama's birth certificate is false. 🙄 Motherfuckers it’s 2025. Keep up!

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YouTube promoting anti-US, pro-Chinese communist propaganda thehill.com/opinion/inte...

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So a racist misogynist walks into the White House and fires all of the non-white or female generals and admirals that work in the Pentagon for no apparent reason....

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wait this can't be right, we have two business geniuses at the helm

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Guessing that most Americans don't know that the nation in "National Hockey League" is Canada

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imagine being such a nazi dick that even european nazis are like “ew no”

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Farmers FAFO, part 4 AKA: Tariffs for thee, but not for me (please!) www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

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There are apparently ways to mispronounce "Eswatini"

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Wishing somebody the life they truly deserve could be read as a blessing or a curse.

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Are you old(er than 35)? Maybe you should get a measles booster www.npr.org/sections/sho...

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I’ve seen several stories like this. They didn’t limit “probation” period firings to new hires.

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is this where I point out Jim Jones’ late stage habit of always wearing sunglasses

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make litters of babies and then force their mothers to apologetically beg for your attention on social media like only the very best fathers do

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ohhh I see the problem … when we said “how much worse can it get” they took it as a challenge

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Maybe the reason that UPS keeps misdelivering my packages is because their map thinks I live in the building across the street

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allowing myself 10 mins to zone out on my phone (10 mins later) starting now (10 mins later) now

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Consumer Reports has made it easy to ask your reps to stop the attack on the CFPB! act.consumerreports.org/hOUJ19b

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My latest article on Medium, "The Bible Belt and Other Fashion Accessories of the Apocalypse," is a satirical look at America and its Americans. medium.com/muddyum/the-...

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Washington Post poll shows that 48% of Americans oppose what the president is doing, while 43% have yet to notice how it's hurting them Film at 11

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