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pingus.bsky.social
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As an enthusiastic enjoyer of other people's posts you might say I'm down with OPP

submitted 691 days ago • 0 comments

Lord of the Rings TV series but it's a very devoted adaptation of the books animated in the style of "Klaus" so it takes nothing away from PJ's trilogy and we finally get justice for Tom Bombadil and Faramir.

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

Also me

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

Get roasted idiots!

submitted 694 days ago • 4 comments

"Every day is a fresh opportunity to traumatize my children for the rest of their lives." - Parents, probably

submitted 695 days ago • 0 comments

This is how Disco yawns

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna go listen to Radiohead in the shower. There might be some crying too.

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments

This is it, this is the post. I'm glad I was able to witness Doechii winning Threads.

submitted 703 days ago • 0 comments

🎵🎶 This drink is on fire 🎶🎵

submitted 703 days ago • 0 comments

gang

submitted 717 days ago • 2 comments

I prefer to get asked how the food is with a mouthful of food so I can nod politely while chewing and otherwise offer zero engagement

submitted 716 days ago • 0 comments

Following rappers in LinkedIn

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Oh you know, just remembering Chun Li's theme https://youtu.be/H2dgVJy8jZM

submitted 717 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Ariana Grande while making breakfast me: brb getting engaged to Pete Davidson my wife: love to kiss my fiancee on his butthole eyes

submitted 717 days ago • 0 comments

Time to admit the truth, I'm a Wife Guy.

submitted 717 days ago • 0 comments

New dream job: Senior Product Manager of Stupid Playlists at Spotify. When some goofball needs a feature added to his "Backseat Boner Jams" 00s pop punk playlist, I'll add it to the roadmap.

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for the bird watchers to migrate here we need more feathered friends

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

So excited for bluesky's first milkshake duck who will it be are they already here perhaps they're hiding in YOUR skyline right now

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🐚👂🌊🌊🌊🌊🤤🌊🌊🌊🌊

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The air is velvety with my shower steam

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Tugboat preparing for his trip to the moon 🌝🌚

submitted 719 days ago • 0 comments

Cat in a bird house. 1938. https://www.flickr.com/photos/8725928@N02/25446972505/

submitted 719 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet if you think Juneteenth should be a federal holiday. Block if you don't.

submitted 720 days ago • 3 comments

@paulscheer.bsky.social could you please watch "Mindcage" for HDTGM? Martin Lawrence is a VERY sleepy detective chasing down a copycat serial killer who's got the best set dresser of all time with the aid of the OG killer, John Malkovich. It's a trope-y concept with a ludicrous execution. MINDCAGE!

submitted 720 days ago • 0 comments

Disco and Tugboat enjoying their new cat tree

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I'm a natural lurker

submitted 721 days ago • 0 comments

In a dream earlier this morning I skeeted "Just busted a nut to Nancy Reagan" so here ya go bsky

submitted 723 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for directions to the graveyard of deleted skeets

submitted 723 days ago • 0 comments

Doing a word and cat post what'll I think of next Wordle 727 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 723 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes ya gotta pet the cat when the cat wants pets

submitted 724 days ago • 0 comments

How many of you are sending invites to yourselves so you don't have to act horny on main asking for a friend

submitted 724 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is looking for THE post which encapsulates their entire vibe and few people ever find it. Today, my wife found hers. I'm so happy for her I could almost cry.

submitted 725 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday someone suggested a "What's Mid" feed and I can't stop thinking about it

submitted 725 days ago • 0 comments

100 reskeets or i squish him

submitted 726 days ago • 11 comments