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Suburban Seattle(lite). Jewish ✡️ leftist, cat-owning, angry feminist. Skyrim & Philly sports. Nancy Drew & Murder, She Wrote. UK comedy panel shows.
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Shabbat Shalom, all you creatures. #Jewsky

This is my ethos.

I want to live in an America where people don't go into debt for being sick, children aren't abused by religious leaders, and unstable violent people can't arm themselves. I want people to have free time for their hobbies and their families. What does #fElon want? More white babies?

Remember this all the time!

I'm grateful that my company has doubled down on #DEI. These lunatics demonizing it have no idea what it even means

One of the best to ever wear the midnight green. Thank you for 15 incredible seasons, Brandon Graham. Congratulations on an amazing NFL career 👏 #PhiladelphiaEagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #GoBirds

"Every champion was once a contender who refused to give up.” Brandon Graham is hanging up the cleats a 2x World Champ. #PhiladelphiaEagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #GoBirds

Farewell, sweet prince. You will forever remain a Philly legend. Please rejoin as a coach so we don't have to live without your mic'd ups. #brandongraham #philadelphiaeagles #gobirds

FRIEND: how are you? ME: [the least okay I’ve ever been] I’m okay

HEY NERDS #ECCC #emeraldcitycomiccon

When Richard Nixon was recorded calling Pierre Trudeau "that asshole Trudeau" on the White House Watergate tapes, Pierre famously responded to the press: "I’ve been called worse things by better people." A great line, then and now.

Trying to remember the phonetic alphabet is too hard. "K as in "Kirkland. L as in...Ludacris? E as in ...Estrogen"

Lunch sketch.

Add me on the deranged owl #languagelearning app! www.duolingo.com/profile/Ex_p...

#Flu supplies

Lyanna says "Shabbat Shalom," and use up your #craft supplies before buying more shit!

Sunken cost fallacy keeps people in relationships for far longer than is healthy.

Eagles' Graham designated to return from IR before Super Bowl thescore.com/nfl/news/320... #gobirds #phillyeagles

I just finished re-reading Huckleberry Finn. The last few chapters stressed me out so much with Tom Sawyer's dramatic bullshit. #booksky

GO BIRDS #Eagles #NFCchamps #NoCommies

Jorah is REALLY unamused with my behavior while watching this #NFCchampionship game. He also thinks Lattimore is a bum. #Eagles #gobirds

I have something very important to say. G O B I R D S! 🦅 #philly #nfcchampionship

These #flowers are on their last few days on this earth

I had time today. #TargetDEI #DEI #BEGAY

Currently reading #HuckFinn for the first time since high school. Huck's internal battle between doing what he has been told is "right," and what he feels in his heart to be right, is just as relatable today, and sadly probably always will be. #booksky #💙📚

Well then. I will no longer be doing my shopping at #Target. As often as I can, I want to spend my money at businesses that at least make the appearance of valuing human life. Pandering to the Orange Horror Monkey is NOT the move, 🎯.

Sometimes when I look at Lyanna all I can see is the bunny that got knocked on his ass by Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol

They would certainly know. www.zeit.de/kultur/2025-...

open.spotify.com/track/3ctjbb... #lexthatcher #thisisamerica

My Spotify weekly release radar is all over the place. We've got: ○ Alarming EDM ○ Non-licenseable smooth jazz ○ Glorilla ○ Wood soup ○ Kylie Minogue

www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

Good morning to everyone who didn't elect a fascist dick pimple into office

My face in general lately

OPPOSE TYRRANY LOUDLY

In case you need to hear this today: there is no heaven or hell, there is only here and now. Be gay.

May I offer you a picture of cats cuddling in these trying times?