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piningforu.bsky.social
Yet another furry himbo 🦊/ Cringe Westoid 🀒/ Hypocritical, degenerate narcissist πŸ’…/ Life is short; love🌹/ Shameless ERP4$ account, so MDNI πŸ”ž
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Looking for someone who appreciates that I spent more time designing my fursona's markings than I did choosing my career path πŸ“š

Some creeps played nice with me last night, and then turned out to be really disgusting and awful. If you say or do some fucked up shit to me on VRC, and I don't have you recorded doing it, then I'll just block you. There isn't much else I can do, unless I have proof.

You make me so hot... or maybe it's this fursuit. πŸ₯΅

I understand that I can have more than one, but this account needs a main fursona, and I'm seeing sonas on VRC that I haven't seen IRL. My horizon has been broadened.

Seeing all the awesome pawsabilities on VRChat is making me wanna change my fursona ngl

I'm thinking about buying VR tomorrow. We'll see. I'm not in a huge rush. It's not like people are waiting in line to ERP with me. Tbh, I'll probably get some important stuff first, like things I'll need to keep it safe and clean.

My friends: "You can't just fall for someone because they called your ears cute." Me: *Already planning our future together*

Confession: When a cutie asks about my fursona's backstory, idk whether to share the 2-minute version or the full 3-hour lore presentation. 😳

Don't compliment me too much, or my tail might wag so much that I knock our drinks over. 🍸πŸ₯‚

That awkward moment when you and another furry accidentally wear matching ear accessories to the con... Soulmates or fashion rivalry? You decide!

Just spent two hours brushing my tail to maximum floof. Now accepting applications for someone to tell me it was worth it.

My fursona may have claws, but I'm gentle when holding paws. 🐾

When someone recognizes my obscure sona species *dopamine hit* 🦊

#TheBanksAreOutOfMoney

Once the Dow hits 35,000 I’m going to take off the cat ears and get serious

We will create furries that do not eat hot chip and lie. I'm going to show you a world that they don't want you to see. Walk with me.

When you compliment my fursona design my brain goes *dial-up internet noises* 😳

I caught someone admiring my tail. Don't be shy, you can ask to touch it... I only bite on special occasions.

My fursona may be a dhole, but I'm as loyal as a guard dog when I find someone who scratches behind my ears just right.

Just bought new LED lights for my tail. Now taking applications for someone to help me show them off on the dance floor. πŸͺ©

I'm hunting for someone who appreciates bad puns and long cuddle sessions. πŸ€—

When you look at me with those eyes, and speak with that sweet voice, I suddenly forget how to speak any language other than keysmash, 🀯 "hforosdlpwandhfulslajhdfkbebsgsgf!"

Someone deadass just asked me for ERP within minutes of me logging on. I told them I'm on desktop at my workstation, and they said "Exactly." 😭 Some of these people don't even want to wait for me to get VR. This shit is crazy! And no, I didn't do it btw. 🀭

Checking out your beans (respectfully) πŸΎπŸ‘€

When they say they like both scalies AND fluffies: *happy confused sounds* So you're saying I have a chance?

Pro-tip: If someone fakes interest in you, baits and switches on you in an attempt to gaslight you, and then get a rise out of you, you can just walk away calmly and peacefully. You can just not give a shit at all. It's really that simple. I did the latter just the other night.

So far, I'm noticing a lot of wannabe Nazis on VRChat. Is that normal? πŸ€”

Just spent three hours perfecting my whiskers in the mirror... It'll be worth it when I see you staring at the con.

Feelin cute in my new collar. Might pounce on you later idk

I used an avatar on VRC that has a TV prop, and it actually plays a clip from a show that aired on American TV via Adult Swim. Someone did a lil concern-trolling, and asked me, "Is this ok?!" Yes, we're adults and it's 2am. I'm not the government that approved to air it on TV.

Sliding into your DMs like: *trips over tail* *knocks over lamp* *apologizes profusely* So... come here often?

I'm just a silly lil guy

Ya gotta be the marble! πŸͺ¨

Telling me my ears look soft is the fastest way to my heart; second fastest is offering me treats. πŸͺ

Relationship status: Looking for someone to share my pile of plushies with. Must appreciate squeaky toys, and not judge my 3am zoomies.

Not to be dramatic, but I would cross several biomes and fight a dragon for someone who appreciates my beans tbh. 🐾

When they say they like your art but you catch them staring at your tail instead:

If loving big floofy tails is wrong, I don't wanna be right #JustFurryThings 🦊✨