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pinkdork.bsky.social
My loves in not much order: my gorgeous and very impressive grown-ass daughter; baking and cheffing; my darling husband; and especially my giant orange cat-pillows
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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

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JD Vance is the kind of girl who wears brown hose with white shoes.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa and one of their dog's deaths is going to be a super excellent plot for the next Agatha Christie/Hercule Poirot joint.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sure! Remote learning!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Hey obnoxious kid who called me, his sub, fat and ugly. Sure, I may be those things, but at least I'm not an asshole!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Moron defined:

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if this is true but we can make it so! Here’s the ICE Hotline number for you to use to report Elon: 866.347.2423. Please report responsibly

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Alright my friends: keep your sneakers tightly laced. We all agree that if we see ICE coming, we’ll take off running.They can’t chase us all

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Behold: here is the exact moment when we all realized our day was ruined!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I know it seems impossible, but all these feet belong to the same cat…

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One day down.. 1,459 left to go… there might not be enough tequila

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

That TikTok ban was about as real as the felon getting shot in the ear. Get ready for 4 or more years of constant lies and gaslighting, friends. And have a very happy MLK, Jr. Day!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Lolol… and we’re off to the narcissistic races!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking Zuck and Elon can’t stand an outsider app “stealing” their eyeballs and data harvesting that which is rightfully theirs

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Last week I posted here about Mrs Elonia's Shitty Shitty Bang Bang going boomboom in Vegas. I got my usual 2-3 likes, but the weird thing is, Elonia also weighed in with a like. Question: are Mrs Trump's troll-bots just looking for any mention and liking? or was it extremely subtle intimidation?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

It is giving me LIFE that for almost a day they weren’t sure why that cyber truck outside the dumpster fire’s hotel blew up - bc maybe that’s just what those fucking trucks do?!? Happy new year!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I’m feeling nostalgic for those Covid 19 lockdown days when we had no school shootings *sigh*

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I bet he made a “recess appointment” with her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments