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pinkerbell.bsky.social
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Tell me Dana Bash doesn't look like a freaking Sneetch

This hasn't been the weirdest day of my life, but it's definitely in the top 5.

Big day for people who have a large print calendar

got in a fender bender with a red convertible. I went to exchange information but the guy just ripped off his flame decal bowling shirt and started chasing me, yelling "that wasn't very flavortown!"

Hank Hill approved

I KNEW IT! DAVID THE GNOME IS REAL!!!

I think my doctor's office put me in a room and forgot me

His dad responded by listing out a bunch of things he blames both my kids for and saying he's not sorry about the Jesus stuff. Of course. 🙃🙃🙃 At least it's done now.

My 16 year old son spent hours last night writing his dad a detailed letter about how it makes him scared and uncomfortable that he pops in randomly after weeks of silence to tell him the world is ending soon. That he doesn't want to hear from him anymore. I hate that it's come to this but

Microsoft Teams? You mean Ciscord?

While my kids and I were having fun at the movies watching Barbie, their father was busy sending them "the rapture is coming in 2023!" videos and seething from 800 miles away

could you lift your post? frog needs to vacuum under there thank you ❤️

hello nightsky