Profile avatar
piquedinthe80s.bsky.social
Terminally online lurker. Host to one cat lady, many cats, existential dread and more gray hair than I care to admit. Check Engine light has been on since 2011. Two spaces after a period—a habit it just doesn't feel right to break.
98 posts 19 followers 43 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 22 Comments 28

Every last rational brain cell just checked out and said "Nope. Moving to Fiji." It's on-brand for them. Hijack something popular, blink sweetly, blithely assert it has a meaning totally opposite of what is popularly understood and then laugh among themselves that they're "owning the libs."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Not trans ✅ Not a drag queen ✅ Involved in 'ministry' ✅ www.wxii12.com/article/than...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is my old city journalist brain firing but I believe that the USA way of isolating everybody into unwalkable suburbia, requiring private cars for existence, & removing true public space has had a disastrous effect on the US's sense of community & empathy and we must, but won't, deal with that

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Like your phones, these machines' "personalities" will be subtly sadistic, monitoring your behavior and making suggestions and performing actions in a way to maximize profit. If you don't control it, someone else does. Your interests and theirs do not coincide.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It's so extremely wild to see that in less than 3 months Elon single-handedly is shredding decades of work the CIA did to build economic soft-power bases throughout Africa and Asia. bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time

submitted 12 days ago • 93 comments

Newspaper Headline: Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He's Not From There. (cf. Johnny Dangerously)

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

👀

submitted 15 days ago • 38 comments

Welp. Thanks, I'm done. You've convinced me, RFK Jr. was sent by Gaia to rid the planet of humans. It's the only explanation.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

They are still human, and they can still slip on their tea. In The Hunt for Red October, the political officer's name was Putin. I wonder if Clancy knew...?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Back when "the Internet" was still a physical place you went, usually a desktop computer, and there would be a point when you were "done with the Internet" and would PHYSICALLY walk away. Back then the very mechanisms of business and government did not REQUIRE the internet, it was optional.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have a vicarious backache. Gorgeous bookcases, congrats!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Not queer. Not trans. www.rawstory.com/aaron-gleason/ Hateful and a self-professed "Christian."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

This right here. This is how you do it. We need to bring "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" back into the conversation. Loudly and frequently.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I ... uh ... wow.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

"It shouldn't be worthy of the attention it's getting. It should be standard practice," Sibley said. "I thought we had an agreement on this s--t 80 years ago." You and me both my dude www.chron.com/news/houston...

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

“You can’t tell a non-offensive religious joke!” Bullshit, watch me. People will argue very passionately that there were no white people in the Bible. And they’re almost correct. There was one. Eventually. . . . Lot’s Wife.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

"Chudnuggetry" Love it. Saving that one for ... later. I'm sure I'll need it at some point.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

TCF ushered in the COVID "March that never ends." In that spirit, I give you the Groundhog Day of presidential inaugurations... the January 20th that never ends. 🎉 Today is Sunday, the 2936th day of January, 2017.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments