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pirateatlaw.bsky.social
Trust me, I'm a Pirate Lawyer with an MBA. Well, half pirate half duck. Law, sports, dogs, running, and outdoor adventures. CO living by way of OR NC NV and CA. he/him
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Everybody loves water parks

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Since the season starts this week let’s relive the magic of last year one more time 🥰 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrDa...

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A pie graph worth keeping in mind as the NIH budget plummets jamanetwork.com/journals/jam... for 356 new FDA drugs approved

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The New York Times is really shifting their focus eh

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Ooooooh @lvlollypopkid.bsky.social and I take really good pictures together

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I’m wondering this too

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Sometimes you go into a movie with such high hopes bc the story idea is so damn good but the execution is utter trash. Ugh. What a waste of two hours.

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It’s so fascinating g to me seeing ppl I went to grad school that basically travel 24/7. Like damn how yall paying for that and your student loans?! 😂

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My dog gives major side eye

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Did our 1st set of engagement photos today… And it started snowing near immediately. And a good snow at that!! Can’t wait to see how they came out. 😍😍 PS: go figure the photographer said @pirateatlaw.bsky.social are basically ridiculously natural together 🤣💀

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What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common? They both rely on anonymous tips.

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Just looking at this guys car I can guarantee you he’s a tool.

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Why does it feel like 95% of prison guards are just wannabe cops that were too stupid to even go through BLET

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11 weeks until the next full marathon. I learned a lot last time. This time I’m not repeating the mistakes I made. Luckily the weather is getting great. I’m sick of long treadmill runs lmao

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Today Bruce is involuntarily conquering his fear of the balcony

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The Trump economy is making for some wild promotions.

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Rubio terminated 5800 USAID contracts – more than 90% of its foreign aid programs – in defiance of the courts. Here’s a list of just some of the lifesaving awards that were terminated. Nearly all were Congressionally mandated. They’ve saved millions of lives. 🧵

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Did you know there’s a bird that never has babies? It’s the swallow.

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HOW IS THIS ACTUALLY A PERSON’S NAME?!

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Kockass medal and god damn I actually look jacked in these photos 😂

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Has anyone called Bitcoin “Dunning-Krugerrand” yet?

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Good morning!!!

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Did yall know the Argentina is actually cold? Heck it’s bordering on chile

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Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

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I played a high stakes game of chicken with an OC on one case. To be honest I did not think it would work. Finally paid off today though. Sometimes being a lawyer is just so cool.

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