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Hey, I'm Atticus (he/him)! Irl I'm a history phd student, online I write fic and meta and OFMD is my safe space ship. 18+ only please!
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every day i open an app and see a stede bonnet image

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

update: thank you all for your thoughts and enthusiasm for the ideas you liked!! These are all very much in the works but I think B has won the wip inspiration fight in my brain for now, Ed may be cis in this one but he's so Gender it kinda loops right back around to having some transgender flavor

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

happy sexual sunday here's a bit of fic i wrote that i dont completely hate

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

the specific extremely wet squelchy noise that ed's pussy develops if it's still getting fucked after he's come twice or more. ok. good night

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

i thought he would look cute in it and i was right

submitted 7 hours ago • 15 comments

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey, wanna help me narrow down which pwp fic wip I want to work on tomorrow for sexual sunday? Our choices are a. Stede edges poor innocent Ed, ruins his orgasm, and THEN fucks him b. cis Ed has a small dick and Stede loves it. that's the fic c. all-day free use :3 d. eroticizing Ed's stab wounds

submitted 10 hours ago • 28 comments

Ed pitches this at his work meeting at an ad agency

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath 😽 he's so!!! cute!!! 😽

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

they are yapper4yapper

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

take a moment to imagine Ed doing something harmless and adorable, apologizing to one of his plushies while picking it up after it fell off the bed during the night, and he starts to get embarrassed but then he looks around and Stede's smiling at him like he's the most precious thing in the world

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Pirate Nana truly is the best of us. We've come together to support such awesome things and each other. Let's do it more for Nana. 🧡

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

he & stede are made for each other

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submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

surprise! I love ed and stede

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Psst this fic is finished, and I'd love for you to check it out!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Cheeky little next day bump 😘

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Good morning

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

#ofmd had to go back to the old me 😔

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

oh god....please send help

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Whateverrrrr. Like. Ed showing up at Stede’s (complete stranger at the time) door, cool as a cucumber like “hey man I think I need help” and immediately collapsing due to an unspecified severe injury

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Ed’s beautiful princess hair. You agree.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

needs his chin kissed a lot. this is urgent

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

stede sucking on ed’s clit like a ring pop

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

stede sat and did nothing. ed sat with him. #OFMD #FrogAndToadArePirates

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

night cap 🧡 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i don't think we talk about how cute they look in their matching black stockings nearly enough actually

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

we all know that cats like boxes, ain't that right @politestmenace.bsky.social 😌😌📦😺

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

reposting sad ed sketches because mood

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