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piratecoveman.bsky.social
Autistic mega fan of Nintendo, indie games, platformers, Metroidvanias, animation, and voice acting, hoping to be a voice actor myself someday. My profile picture was made by @ratedeart.bsky.social.
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Bill Farmer as Banjo. Yay or Nay?

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what the actual fuck the Sonic modding shennanigans stream just revealed a native PC port of Sonic Unleashed It's out NOW github.com/hedge-dev/Un...

submitted 8 days ago • 68 comments

somehow, shrek returned

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

What are your top 4 favorite games?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I'll take Link to the Past too

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

So, last week, the new #NintendoMusic soundtrack was Mario 2. About as mid as it gets. I'm not entirely sure if they're wanting to do two Marios in a row, but regardless, let's once again pray for Paper Mario

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I meant to say this a while ago, but after playing The Pig City, I take it back. The actual problem was that Gnome Forest picked the three most obnoxious enemies to repeat all over the level, and the level design is ridiculously cramped at times. Gnome Forest is a prime example of this:

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, genuine question, what is the difference with Shrek's design in the new #Shrek5 teaser? Like, it seriously does not look much different from Forever After. I can see a difference with Fiona and Pinocchio, and the teaser does have problems, but what the actual hell is wrong with Shrek himself?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Here's something I realized about the #MarioMovie sequel. The first movie's cast was announced over a year before it released, and the gap between this #MarioDay and the sequel is also a little over a year. So, it's possible that we're very close to them confirming #DannyDeVito as #Wario.

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Post a character with yellow hair.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I genuinely want to know if Bloodsauce Dungeon's P-Rank was playtested as The Noise in #PizzaTower. That level sucks ass with him

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta say, these incredible videos of Obama, Trump, and Biden playing CoD and shit are the one time when I'm okay with AI-generated voices, because they're supposed to be as batshit moronic as possible. And speaking completely incoherently is pretty accurate for two of them

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Know what, fuck it, I added more and reorganized it a little

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x.com/StevenRayByr...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I would say Cars but I have something even better

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Chat, is this a solid fan roster for the next #MarioKart? I'll list my criteria for choosing characters in a reply.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna be honest, chat, I'm really not feeling The Noise's campaign in #PizzaTower. Plague of Shadows was by far my least favorite campaign in #ShovelKnight because it was the exact same level design as Shovel of Hope, but with a character it wasn't built for. This is the exact same problem, (1/2)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Alright, chat, let's talk about this. As you can see, I got every P-Rank on this floor. Getting the P-Rank in Don't Make a Sound requires not getting jumpscared, because that instantly breaks your combo. So, if I got the P-Rank, HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THE NO-JUMPSCARES ACHIEVEMENT? #PizzaTower

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I see a goomba in Super Mario Odyssey

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

I went ahead and made this for the sake of speculation. youtu.be/eXx3wqwFBdA?...

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