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system of over 120 although we haven't been in the practice of signing our posts. bodily 20. autism, ADHD, PTSD, BPD. minors dni, we don't often horny post but it happens sometimes
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just found out you're not supposed to have shuffle on for streaming playlists goddammit im so embarrassed id say i want the earth to swallow me whole rn but i'm literally on the second storey of a stupid hotel

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

so uh, i just heard boyfriend by Yeonjun for the first time while listening to a streaming ggum playlist. why was i streaming ggum? one of the YouTubers I subbed to for stomach noise porn just took a hard left from real clips of idols' tummy noises during streams to piss poor edits of Yeonjun and+

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

So apparently Silento's been sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his cousin... He really said "now watch me youuu, now watch me kill a man"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

he's like the epitome of American centrism. occasionally hosts questionably right wing people on his podcasts, occasionally even conceding to their stupid takes, but once it comes time to actually defend the country he pulls out the californian gambit

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

every time our estonian headmate with a super fucking thick accent (think tommy cash of Eurovision fame singing explicit music in the English language) tries to Google using voice it fucking works somehow. it's basically something like "okei google, eksi-ray meaning sssssšicago"

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I think of onlyoneof now I start speaking in Spanish. Not because I actually speak Spanish regularly but because I think we're developing some sort of gordita headmate ready to develop all of our body hatred so uh yay... Fuck you, Kyubin.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

jajajaja recuerdo esto y estaba 100% pacheco ghfhfhfhg

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Alright it's time for my monthly "check starsky" day don't fail me now

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

me: okay let's read the article on that Estonia Eurovision representative this year article: (he) is known for sexually explicit lyrical themes me: i don't believe it's that bad, this would be a great shit post playlist title spoiler alert: they were right and now i have to explain this to my mum

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

i just found out that a bunch of proshippers and kpop stans randomly started blocking me?? not sure why honestly i mean i know of a couple of blocklist that im on for a very valid reason but those are not listed for them so I'm not quite sure what i did? like I'd expect antis to block me ofc

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My mom was watching Instagram reels and she showed up on one about Palestine. Which is great, except we were at the gynecology office in the exam room waiting for my doctor. And I looked at her wide eyed and said "dude you could get arrested for watching that!" and she told me she's not concerned

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

one time i tried to show the bae bae (bigbang) MV to a lesbian and when Daesung's part came on she was like "that girl's a bit skinnier than i like them" and i was like "i literally can relate sorta but im just here for Daesung man" and she said "is that Daesung" and i was like "fuck yeah"

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Biden apparently has prostate cancer that has metastasized to his bones. For those unfamiliar with cancer, once it's metastasized to the bones, you're pretty unlikely to survive. My grandma died of her second bout with breast cancer two weeks after it metastasized to her bones.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I have a biology class this fall and I'm really not looking forward to dissecting frogs and whatever else you gotta do in the damn 3 o'clock labs But it could be worse. Apparently in my mom's high school biology class they dissected a fucking cat. ...I swear if they make me dissect a cat.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

one time when i was like 8 i had a kid over at my place. this kid was like a sort of "my mom's best friend's sister's husband's former stepson" kinda person so considering the fact that my mom didn't keep up with a lot of people so im not sure how this lad ended up in my house (open thread)

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

As someone from the country that started this reckoning *barfs at my birthplace* I ought to say I know, uh, nothing about this guy's policies. But apparently he is a mathematician and is further left than the other guy, so he's got that going for him. Great job, Romania!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

not me watching a met gala video and thinking chrome hearts was an onlyoneof reference lmao

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

me, attempting to "plug in" a vibrator that has a really weird charging "port": aw come on, don't be a dick me, realizing it's a mechanical thruster: wait a minute 🧐

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments