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pisspigs.bsky.social
Pretzel gang for life
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what’s pancake mix WHAT is pancake mix WHAT IS panCAKE MIX

@pftompkins.bsky.social while recording @threedomusa.bsky.social

BIG TIME FURRY

Hope everyone has a great Hour 17,749,9

what if your butthole had a fingerprint - scott

I was named in spite of chalamet

wuundt be prewdent

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Pretzel gang sent up the piss pig signal donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...

I vouch to my couch

Nermal

Is it Arlene or is it nermal

Hot wet

@pisspigs.bsky.social I ain't afraid of no MANK!

@pisspigs.bsky.social If you have contact lenses and one falls out are you a Mr magoo

Push ups were started by Americans, it’s an American art form

@threedomusa.bsky.social still working on finding the right prompt DEAR

You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?!

Magic mountain: we did what we could ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

God tier

OIIIIIINK

we are thankful yet unworthy wow @threedomusa.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6Ksc...

Wait a minute are you bill clinton?

His butt, belly and arms are like crocs facts.net/lifestyle/en...

If you had to be in a boxing match with any cartoon character , and it wasn’t someone you could obliterate like a green m&m, who would it be?

Topo gigio is from mop tops

Bananas are now called yellows [nice setup, by the way]

Plums turn into dates? Or figs? Plums are prunes? Dates are just dates?

scott and kulap have seen the following two movies in theatres: Blade Sixth sense To be continued

Please, both of you, put a pillow over my face [a plum in the sun]

booooop

Should there be a wobbly hipped slut jibbitz? [a plum in the sun]

Bringing a dog to a movie is truly demented

What happens in a leap year stays on a leap year

Jesus wept

what dreams are made of

all board games are school

Does the chip clip work and does it extend the menses?

who’s still thinking of those orange m&ms?