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Washed up beer league utility baddie. High socks. Hearts full. Can't lose.
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Drinking a beer and watching ball. Just like Jesus intended.

A tale as old as time, Bo was foiled by a juicy booty.

We are Sex Bo-Bomb!

I'm a Hoff man, man!

SPRING DONG!

Ball (by way of catchers mitt) don't lie!

Vlad is wild because he looked very bad and borderline lost in his first 3 at bats but he's always just one swing away from looking very good and that one was very good!

Me, not even having read it yet:

"If you or any other Canadians are not happy living on Treaty lands, they are free to apply for citizenship elsewhere." Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.

Nobody disrespects MY catcher. Get FUCKED Boston!

Vladdy runs the bases like Bautista (complimentary)

Jeff Hoffman could be one of the best moves this front office has made in a long time. The talent is obvious, but there’s a little fuck-you to him, too. Just a perfect fit in the closer’s role. #BlueJays

I would just like you all to know that, given the opportunity, I would absolutely french Jeff Hoffman. #BlueJays

At the risk of being hyperbolic Jeff Hoffman is the greatest pitcher in Blue Jays history

The first highlighted quote reminds me of when Zapp Brannigan tells Kif "this whole sector is uncharted" and Kif replies "it is not uncharted, you lost the charts"

This is part of why the WBC is awesome. As long as you have some affiliation with a country at all you can suit up. It gets people involved and it allows you to showcase baseball in more countries.

Does anybody have a picture of the "Michael Pooper" campaign sign on Boudreau in St Albert? I giggled like an idiot when I drove past it yesterday.

I'm so sorry Leafs fans

I have done the math and here are the outcomes of the Leafs-Sens series ranked in order of likelyness: 1. Leafs in 4 2. Sens in 7 3. Leafs in 6 4. Leafs in 7 5. Leafs in 5 But it feels like 1 and 2 are the only real possible outcomes.

Wow

The harmonica women have no power here.

We're never on the good side of a wheeeeee!

I'm a Hoff man, man!

I think if I'm honest the restaurant I've been to most in the past 10 years is IKEA.

ikea as a food spot first, furniture second

I haven't changed my Twitter profile picture once. But I have changed my BlueSky picture like 3 times because I just can't settle on "the one" and I don't want to reuse my Twitter one.

Maybe he could get a real job #ForAChange

Possibly controversial opinion: I'm unironically excited for this