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“IDOLATOR…YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELLLLL!”

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Y’all should be drinking Uncle Nearest anyway.

submitted 2 minutes ago • 0 comments

Don’t know if it’s weird as much as it is Southern. I soak and cook my grits in chicken broth.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Him and his whore can get hung upside down and beaten with sticks if he so desires too.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m really tripped out seeing Tree play Bill Hamilton. He plays a villain a little too good for comfort.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I see why her momma ‘nem named her Gloria Hallelujah.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Looking at all the posts wondering where POTUS Barack Obama is, and MVP Harris. Wypipo made it clear who they wanted to elect this time around - and did. Hollering for help from Black folks ain't gonna work. Go out and get your skinfolks to reject and undo what they have wrought

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

I tell you what. Everyday I’m grateful I’ve been too poor over the last year to buy a share of that VOO ETF. The way a lot of the stocks in that fund have been tanking individually lately would’ve pissed me off.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Totally tuned out to the chaos. But I’m trying to figure out why I see the name Casey Anthony in 2025. If the bih ain’t been put in a hole like she did that baby, I’m perplexed on why her name is circulating.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

He gotta hang it up.

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I’ve been so absent minded about Mardi Gras season. Largely because I’m still salty that NFL team that we support didn’t hire my husband after all them damn interviews. I expected to be living in New Orleans right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I re-did my twists two weeks ago because of all the new growth I had. It’s even worse now. I guess I should be grateful but I’m just annoyed because I look raggedy.

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RFK Jr is the white people's Dr. Sebi

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

When America faltered, others stood up to lead.

submitted 1 day ago • 1252 comments

Now that I’m fully caught up and immersed into Beyond the Gates, I need to see Victoria Rowell in this. Let her be an auntie or something.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Now this news hurts my feelings to no end. RIP George Lowe. Space Ghost Coast to Coast was one of my favorite shows.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Your sister’s nephew?!?!?!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Is that Karen Huger?!?!?!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

And Melinda Warner…..you looking good!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I wish my mom was still here to get into Beyond the Gates. My girl loved a good Brahmin bag and I’ve seen 2 so far that I need.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He slid in my DMs on the bad place. Been together since 2010. Married since 2020.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lord, take Dolly’s pain and put it on Mango Mussolini and his wig.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My eldest dog is mad at me because he doesn’t wanna jump up on the bed with me. Is this what having regular kids is like?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m coming to the conclusion that we are the problem. They can be well behaved if left to their own devices.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I promise I wouldn’t tell a soul. 🙌🏾🫶🏾

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Oh its finna be CRIME

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Announcing this the day after the president announces billions for a “strategic crypto reserve” is such a pile of dogshit.

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

They really about to piss me off trying to figure out how to get me to submit an abstract for a conference. I’m worried about having a damn check still rolling in. Not entertaining a bunch of nerds for funsies at partially my expense if they don’t fund the trip.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I should be relieved because it’s one less decision that me and my brother have to make but I find myself unnerved by the fact that my dad bought his burial plot on him and my mom’s wedding anniversary after him and my grandma took flowers earlier that day.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Them wide hips and knocked knees….pick a struggle.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Full of hips and audacity” “Broad pelvis” I. Can’t. BREATHE. 😩🤣😂

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They working overtime for that casino

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yes @RepHarshbarger & @RepTimBurchett are also hiding behind this lie 🤥 👇🏽

submitted 2 days ago • 77 comments

Imagine having this much disdain for your own voters

submitted 3 days ago • 2177 comments

3 Tagalongs 1 box of Trefoils

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Naps, food, and alcohol. Having dogs helps. The lawn mower in my bed every night is also cool.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Never would have guessed that It Would Be “Fuller” we would be watching winning an academy award one day while watching Home Alone back in the day.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Hawkeyes fans! When the children’s hospital no longer exists after Medicaid and NIH cuts… will you still wave to the empty pediatric hospital?

submitted 3 days ago • 116 comments

Darius Slay as a salary cap casualty for the Eagles? Yikes.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yall said she laughed too much, she wasn't Black, she wasn't educated enough, wasn't qualified, put Black men in jail, didn't have a plan even though it was laid out and you didn't vote for her. But now she is supposed to provide you with emotional support??? Yall are abusive as fuck.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

This is a Robert De Niro Stan account.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Do I own a greatest hits album with the majority of the songs across most albums on it? Yes. Do I also find more value in having the actual albums instead of just a greatest hits album? Also yes. Picked this up at what will likely be our small biz of choice. #vinylsky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments