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pitten.bsky.social
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I know that America is having a rebound and all that but all this politic stuff on my feed is really putting a damper on my existential crisis

my biggest regret? not doing the dishes sooner.

Apparently my phone has pressured my pants into taking a little nibble of my leg, so I’m putting both in time-out

There needs to be a three-second delay between when someone else hits a lightswitch and when the light actually goes on I need to be able to prEPARE MYSELF FOR THE FLASHBAMH

I saw a suit with a hood attached and I’ve never known how much I needed something until that moment They didn’t have it in my size but the thought was nice

Okay I agree that Jinx is an awesome name and very thematically pleasing, But the daughter of the kingpin of a drug empire being called ‘powder’ is HILARIOUS #arcane #jinx

Going to a party, got given the address of 1A Their partner texts me that the real location is actually 1C I tell them both that they’re contradicting each other They both text me the REAL location is 1*B* So who’s joining me at 1D?

Good morning! Oh? It’s evening? Good night!

My worst fear is absently saying ‘Every body clap your hands!’ In my room And hearing clapping

If someone ever kidnaps me that’s an automatic 1/5 stars You gave me a concussion and now my wrists itch and paranoia. Would not recommend

I pass an art school on my commute and seeing the nerd herds making their way over makes me so happy Nerds are so much more fun than the people I’m stuck with

@pokemonofficial.bsky.social Any chance we can get a Non-binary gender option in future games?

Alright, I *cannot* be the only person reading Kiramman as Ketamine right??

IT’S AU CANON BABYYYYYY #Arcane #CloseEnough

I write out a whole document with everything that’s asked of me. I leave for a break. Back. Gone. Someone took the whole laptop

300 characters to type with?? They’re spoiling us now

Nobody touch me I’m watching Arcane season two

Told *one* classmate of our school ranking Skip a month Everyone knows of our school ranking at roughly the bottom

Every three posts is people complaining about the state of America, y’all doin okay?

This site can’t count

Relating heavily to the bus sat at the side of the road on my commute, poor thing had a breakdown with an ambulance and everything. Me too buddy, me too

Obligatory ’Thank god it’s not Twitter’ post: THANK GOD IT’S NOT TWITTER!! Okay that was all thank you