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pittmanwear.bsky.social
Maker of ads, writer and reader of words, disobedient liberal, hobbit in the body of one of the big folk.
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What I Accomplished Last Week: 5 Bullet Points - Obtained an “Elite Level membership at a trampoline park - Started/abandoned 2 different to-do lists - Made a bag of Gummi Bear last a 3 days - Finally brought in the pair of slacks that have been hanging in my car for the past 2 weeks - Wordle in 2

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Could technology companies please just stop? Nobody needs this. You are not making the world a better place.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Just start watching the new White Lotus and it made me remember that I sold a snickers to Parker Posey once. That was a fun day!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Last week the asteroid’s chance of hitting us was was 2%. This week they’re saying 3.1%. Starting to get the feeling they’re just easying us into Don’t Look Up.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I call it X now because i used to fuck with it and no longer do

submitted 5 days ago • 40 comments

Other organisms? Did they create Manbearpig?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 10 days ago • 212 comments

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

submitted 13 days ago • 1060 comments

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 13 days ago • 203 comments

Kendrick playing the Super Bowl is the only recorded instance of a man beating another to death & everyone is so happy he’s invited to dig up the corpse and set fire to it in front of 110 million people

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Saquon should win MVP for being so good Chiefs had to put all their defensive focus in stopping him instead of anyone else wearing an Eagles jersey.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know about you, but I refuse to accept that I was born with a genre specific flesh hat.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly ... Bill Adama warned us about the vulnerabilities presented by networked computers.

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

He misspelled modem

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Musk is the living embodiment of AI: a broken, tech-bro tool that inserts itself into everyone's life unsolicited and makes everything worse.

submitted 17 days ago • 136 comments

What’s more American than a Belgium company selling a beer based on a stolen Czech recipe, right?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the people who constantly talk about how they are a good person, rarely are. if you have integrity people will already know that, you won't have to prove it to them or yourself.

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Only two weeks in and they’ve manage to reenact the plot of Gladiator II at the federal level, minus a protagonist.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

why would i finish my thought when i could have a new, more exciting one

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Usually there are artists who win Grammys and artists who don’t win Grammys, but Drake may be the first artist to lose the Grammys.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

charmander, charmeleon, charizard

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

I don’t have anything to sell but if you want to help me through some major medical bills I have a patreon where I’m putting my favorite rejected jokes. Yes it’s mostly charity! But I appreciate anyone willing to help. www.patreon.com/posts/121376...

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

And there go the Kentucky fans headed to the exits!

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The thing about the Arkansas/Kentucky game is that I think that the entire "big blue nation" should eat shit and die.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is the palate cleanser I needed after this week.

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