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Weird, Neurochaotic. Partaker of the herb. There’s always a soundtrack playing in my head and yes it’s fkn dramatic. Welcome, the revolution will now be televised.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. There ya go….little peaceful silence for ya.

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3 Musketeers: neither enjoyable or made of musketeers. Not even 1 let alone 3. More lies.

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Sunday To Do List… make coffee get ridiculously elevated scream out the window a few crank the music *totally ignore the hideous reality for ONE DAMN DAY!

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Me: Shoves hand in lobster tank and jerks out a live one, rockets it through the window screaming “BE FREE JERRY!” Waiter: Ma’am that’s the 3rd time this week why are you like this…

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Waiter: The house wine Ma’am. May I pour? Me: No that’s fine just leave the bottle….and a straw. I take er’ like a big ole adult juice box.

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Me: GORGEOUS rug Bill! Bill: Oh thanks it’s from my wife’s great great grandmother. Ya know cute story… Me: Be a shame if someone screwed on it.

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There is a new “Karate Kid” coming out… Tell the others.

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Go. Look at this thread now. Just GO.

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I’d like to be a breakfast influencer. Like LOOK at this fucking toast. So even. So toasty. Now apply the butter…. Yesssss evenly! No empty corners…

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Get in a bean bag chair… Sans pants. Have some snacks…. ONE TIME at WalMart and they ask you not to return. Can’t have shit these days.

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Guys it’s got so bad that Dora the Explorer has an Only Fans now. That backpack holds a LOT of secrets… PS…that lil monkey is a stone cold freak.

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What is it about me that I’ve never had a stalker… Like maybe I wanna come home and find a pair of missing muff covers and think…yeah…someone’s thinkin of me ya know!

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Anyone else find themselves having a good cry over coffee in the morning these days?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but STOP PLAYING JUMANJI!!! Right fucking now. Stop. Please.🙏

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I feel like someone somewhere must have summoned something because this level of blatant ignorance and mass amount of open, illegal activity at the helm of the nation can NOT be happening naturally.

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Geezus Helen and Martha Christ who did this 😂😂 👏👏👏👏

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Maintain eye contact. Do not panic….sweep the leg. When confronted by security leaving Aldi with 2 cheesecakes and a jug of coffee creamer down my sweats.

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Top 5 signs you were a chubby kid. 5: Gym class was nightmare fuel. 4: You didn’t get much experience on the teeter totter. 3: Jump rope was a circus show of undulating flesh. 2: Your sit and spin was a sit and SIT. 1: The top half of your food pyramid in health class said “Little Debbie.”

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I am no longer satisfied by the minimum amount of cream filling in Twinkies.

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Would you still respect me if I told you I just bite the entire Kit-Kat…

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Think I’ll become Marinara Grande. Strip down, dump some sauce all over my crannies. See what kind of eye traffic that gets.

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I. Can’t. 🧠

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Starting an only fans but it’s me in a house dress & hair rollers repeatedly stabbing a Trump Voodoo doll until we wake up to good news.

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We gotta fuckin pace ourselves here folks. It’s still the first 100 days. We’ve only seen the tip of the shit-berg.

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If I appear behind you in the mirror it’s over.

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Fucked we are. Fight we must.

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The math just don’t math anymore.

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Can we normalize turning old malls into apartment communities already! It’s a no brainer man!

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. There ya go….little peaceful silence for ya.

3 Musketeers: neither enjoyable or made of musketeers. Not even 1 let alone 3. More lies.

Sunday To Do List… make coffee get ridiculously elevated scream out the window a few crank the music *totally ignore the hideous reality for ONE DAMN DAY!

Me: Shoves hand in lobster tank and jerks out a live one, rockets it through the window screaming “BE FREE JERRY!” Waiter: Ma’am that’s the 3rd time this week why are you like this…

Waiter: The house wine Ma’am. May I pour? Me: No that’s fine just leave the bottle….and a straw. I take er’ like a big ole adult juice box.

Me: GORGEOUS rug Bill! Bill: Oh thanks it’s from my wife’s great great grandmother. Ya know cute story… Me: Be a shame if someone screwed on it.

There is a new “Karate Kid” coming out… Tell the others.

Go. Look at this thread now. Just GO.

I’d like to be a breakfast influencer. Like LOOK at this fucking toast. So even. So toasty. Now apply the butter…. Yesssss evenly! No empty corners…

Get in a bean bag chair… Sans pants. Have some snacks…. ONE TIME at WalMart and they ask you not to return. Can’t have shit these days.

Guys it’s got so bad that Dora the Explorer has an Only Fans now. That backpack holds a LOT of secrets… PS…that lil monkey is a stone cold freak.

What is it about me that I’ve never had a stalker… Like maybe I wanna come home and find a pair of missing muff covers and think…yeah…someone’s thinkin of me ya know!

Anyone else find themselves having a good cry over coffee in the morning these days?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but STOP PLAYING JUMANJI!!! Right fucking now. Stop. Please.🙏

I feel like someone somewhere must have summoned something because this level of blatant ignorance and mass amount of open, illegal activity at the helm of the nation can NOT be happening naturally.

Geezus Helen and Martha Christ who did this 😂😂 👏👏👏👏

Maintain eye contact. Do not panic….sweep the leg. When confronted by security leaving Aldi with 2 cheesecakes and a jug of coffee creamer down my sweats.

Top 5 signs you were a chubby kid. 5: Gym class was nightmare fuel. 4: You didn’t get much experience on the teeter totter. 3: Jump rope was a circus show of undulating flesh. 2: Your sit and spin was a sit and SIT. 1: The top half of your food pyramid in health class said “Little Debbie.”

I am no longer satisfied by the minimum amount of cream filling in Twinkies.

Would you still respect me if I told you I just bite the entire Kit-Kat…

Think I’ll become Marinara Grande. Strip down, dump some sauce all over my crannies. See what kind of eye traffic that gets.

I. Can’t. 🧠

Starting an only fans but it’s me in a house dress & hair rollers repeatedly stabbing a Trump Voodoo doll until we wake up to good news.

We gotta fuckin pace ourselves here folks. It’s still the first 100 days. We’ve only seen the tip of the shit-berg.

If I appear behind you in the mirror it’s over.

Fucked we are. Fight we must.

The math just don’t math anymore.

Can we normalize turning old malls into apartment communities already! It’s a no brainer man!

The United States has now been declared the actual, physical asshole of the world. Godspeed people.

Has anyone considered that he may just be BAT SHIT crazy…

Fuck THE MAN 🤜🤛