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pixelthegnome.bsky.social

a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈 living in the dark swamp

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#IWishICouldForget why I sat in this chair.

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if i jacked you off at 100000000 miles per hour would you die or would it not matter

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Elon is now firing every federal employee that can’t guess the secret handshake.

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just got a head transplant

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BREAKING Trump issues Executive Order requiring all federal employees to bear Elon Musk's children.

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i am a worm who once dreamed i was a man

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drinking my elixir from a glass most foul

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my landmines are made to spare sigourney weaver

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Life's s bitch, especially if you're a gnome who can't translate well. @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

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Who up working on their silly little book?! ✨🍄✨ #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

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stolen whimsy is worse than stolen valor

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just learned the people in the tv are not real

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Anyone else getting bad energy from this demonic entity I just summoned

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i’ve decided to stop aging in numbers i will instead insert a random extra letter or symbol into my name each year

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I just want to be as optimistic as the rusty motel sign off the old highway that says COLOR TV

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I kiss all the power tools before building a new coffin

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this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

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Some advice for your first date. Make sure you always refer to your date as “m’lady” regardless of gender. Also helps to compliment them by letting them know you have an “epic boner”

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it is Goth Appreciation Month

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growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur

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The ancient Greeks could never have thought of Coke Zero

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that is epic. I actually get a steampunk vibe from it. Thanks for sharing.

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Unhinge your mind

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even vegans love this pepperoni

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#SausageSqualorSaturday

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Edward Okun, 'Mother Mushroom with her children' (circa 1901)

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🎵who will save your gnomes? who will tend to your flowers now, after all those flies you sold boy, now, who will saaave your gnomes ? if you won’t save your own gnome 🎵

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eating all my pennies so they can be hidden in my stomach when they’re discontinued

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@pixelthegnome.bsky.social going commercial, i see. sellout!

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Richard? No. It's short for Dicholas.

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if captain kirk told a crew member to get drunk with him and crew member refused, he ejected the crew member from the enterprise into space, no one actually knows how many starfleet crew were murdered this way

#IWishICouldForget why I sat in this chair.

if i jacked you off at 100000000 miles per hour would you die or would it not matter

Elon is now firing every federal employee that can’t guess the secret handshake.

just got a head transplant

BREAKING Trump issues Executive Order requiring all federal employees to bear Elon Musk's children.

i am a worm who once dreamed i was a man

drinking my elixir from a glass most foul

my landmines are made to spare sigourney weaver

Life's s bitch, especially if you're a gnome who can't translate well. @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

Who up working on their silly little book?! ✨🍄✨ #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

stolen whimsy is worse than stolen valor

just learned the people in the tv are not real

Anyone else getting bad energy from this demonic entity I just summoned

i’ve decided to stop aging in numbers i will instead insert a random extra letter or symbol into my name each year

I just want to be as optimistic as the rusty motel sign off the old highway that says COLOR TV

I kiss all the power tools before building a new coffin

this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

Some advice for your first date. Make sure you always refer to your date as “m’lady” regardless of gender. Also helps to compliment them by letting them know you have an “epic boner”

it is Goth Appreciation Month

growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur

The ancient Greeks could never have thought of Coke Zero

that is epic. I actually get a steampunk vibe from it. Thanks for sharing.

Unhinge your mind

even vegans love this pepperoni

#SausageSqualorSaturday

Edward Okun, 'Mother Mushroom with her children' (circa 1901)

🎵who will save your gnomes? who will tend to your flowers now, after all those flies you sold boy, now, who will saaave your gnomes ? if you won’t save your own gnome 🎵

eating all my pennies so they can be hidden in my stomach when they’re discontinued

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social going commercial, i see. sellout!

Richard? No. It's short for Dicholas.

if captain kirk told a crew member to get drunk with him and crew member refused, he ejected the crew member from the enterprise into space, no one actually knows how many starfleet crew were murdered this way

pine cones are natures butt plugs

Wish I could shoot ink out of my nipples, like a titty octopus.