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Cried twice while listening to William Shatner's cover of Common People

Got some macaroni at Costco and found out it's a brand founded by Gal Gadot after the fact. Not sure what to do with the IDF macaroni now 😑

Getting into Star Trek starting with the original series, and I'm realizing a big part of the appeal is the fantasy of working for a good and competent boss

Movies, for me, are a religion, and The Girl with the Needle is the shit

My religious beliefs can be briefly summarized as "the lyrics to Scatman's World"

Some Disney animator in the 80s was watching Divine swallowing dog shit and sucking her son's cock and was like "This gives me a great idea for the mermaid movie I'm working on"

Make sure your loved ones know how much you appreciate them today 🥰

Fascists are in control and our elected democrats are gleefully rolling over, but I have air in my lungs, I'm 100 days sober, and I'm going to outlive every single one of them.

One time I had sex with this guy who worked with a theatre company that was doing non woke productions of Oklahoma or whatever. A few years later it came out that the Project Veritas dipshit was using it to embezzle money.

Keep it classy, Indiana

I referenced the "You know I had to do it to em" tweet and my husband didn't know what I was talking about. So I showed him the tweet and struggled for like 15 minutes trying to explain why it was funny 10 years ago.

No greater feeling of personal growth than realizing a post is bad before I post it

Going to see A Complete Unknown this evening, so I have 12 hours to make myself care about Bob Dylan

The sex toy store that's in the abandoned video rental store is now hiring "all positions". Very easy joke around here somewhere for anyone that wants it.

Honestly all this TikTok stuff has been a great motivator for me to cut more social media out of my life. "Oh, Meta's evil. I'll go to Red Note. Wait, things seem weird here. Oh, TikTok back. Wait, they're evil now too?" I haven't fucked with anything other than Bluesky today and it feels freeing.

Every sitcom on network tv gives me motion sickness now

Something poetic about me getting sober and Pat the Bunny popping back up a few months later

Watched Lost Highway for the first time last night with my dumbass friend who kept interrupting to ask what was happening and to point out the make and model of every car on screen

The Switch 2 announcement is reiterating just how boring consoles are now. The next big jump in gaming SHOULD have been VR, but Zuckerberg fucked that up for everyone when he tied its public perception to work meetings and cryptocurrancy.

Godzilla Vs Mothra? You mean Gay Son Vs Thot Daughter?

My closest brush with fame was when I saw Sonicfox on Grindr once

Not saying that TikTok was ever especially great, but I would truly rather die than use Reels

Made a second Bluesky account that I'm going to use as more of an alternative to Facebook so my IRL friends and fam won't see all the furry porn I repost. Absolutely terrified that I'm going to mix up the accounts and Grandma is going to get an eyefull of Rocket Racoon's ballsack.

New game idea: Speedcubing term or E621 category? F2L PLL CNC Algorithm Protogen Edge insertion Permutation of the last layer Inflation of the bear

New game idea: Speedcubing term or E621 category? F2L PLL CNC Algorithm Protogen Edge insertion Permutation of the last layer Inflation of the bear

Ohhhhh Robbie Williams is the other guy in that song from Cars 2

I'd love nothing more than to delete my FB account, mostly because the shit algorithm has made it unusable well before they started shoveling AI slop into my feed. But it's also the only social network I use to talk to people I know IRL.

The goal is to get fast enough at solving a Rubik's Cube to impress my friends, but not fast enough that they realize I'm autistic

How is Dirty Duck the most obscure movie I watched last year? More of you people need to watch Dirty Duck. Especially "Bluesky users" (furries)

The worst thing about all of the dumbass Emelia Pérez Golden Globes discourse is that it's distracting from how fucked up it is that Adam Pearson apparently didn't even get an invitation

It's not especially great or anything, but if you think Emelia Pérez is bad because it's too weird, you just need to watch more movies. Is it too far removed from the actual experiences of trans women and victims of drug cartels? Yeah, probably. I'm not really able to speak on that though.

It has been a genuine struggle to take the advice of friends and loved ones to set this up. I need $6000 to pay for a hospital ER bill. Any contribution or spreading the word is greatly appreciated. gofund.me/7de08702 Reposting to avoid bot interactions.

God, the Showa era Gamera movies are the absolute peak of children's cinema. Absolutely no other franchise has been so committed to fun above everything else. I think I might unironically appreciate them more than the Heisei trilogy at this point.

Would've gotten around to Metaphor ReFantazio way sooner if I knew it had dog boys