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so you're telling me baseball isn't like MLB Slugfest 2006?

submitted 2269 days ago • 0 comments

Authoritarianism suffocates not only political life but also economic life. Instead of the best products rising to the top, people get coerced into using Dogshit because the ceo of dogshit enterprises owns the government

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

submitted 18 days ago • 518 comments

this is somehow actually what happened

submitted 19 days ago • 197 comments

there's a solution that i can see that could solve this

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know what to call this but flamboyantly evil.

submitted 19 days ago • 259 comments

feel like i discovered minecraft and now burnout feels fun

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too. Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.

submitted 25 days ago • 278 comments

Does this platform allow a person to post that they hope Elon Musk dies?

submitted 30 days ago • 174 comments

I think I've found a way to articulate what bothers me about the trajectory of the modern tech industry (and to some extent... society). We are on this Earth to provide for each other. That's the "mission" of humanity as I see it. This is incompatible with what the tech industry seeks to do.

submitted 25 days ago • 531 comments

There are now three instances where deadnaming is good. 1) If not deadnaming would put the person at risk of harm. 2) If we’re talking about Twitter. 3) If we’re talking about the Gulf of Mexico.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Not a single lib was owned.

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

For those keeping score at home…

submitted 27 days ago • 128 comments

👇🏽🤔 💰

submitted 27 days ago • 244 comments

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much ohh

submitted 29 days ago • 84 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

👇🏽🤷🏻

submitted 30 days ago • 128 comments

Yoshees

submitted 31 days ago • 20 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

This is so funny god damn. After all the attempts to tear down DeepSeek's training costs it might turn out that anyone can do it on the cheap. Amazing!

submitted 31 days ago • 68 comments

"sorry"

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

submitted 31 days ago • 588 comments

Remind me when George Soros or his son Alexander Soros shut down government agencies, hijacked the Treasury Department, and stole our social security numbers?

submitted 32 days ago • 247 comments

dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

submitted 33 days ago • 43 comments

Hey all! Introducing The Sketchy Slice's February Etsy shop update! 💕 An adorable #Valentinesday pup 🦈 Everyone's favorite (or most hated) strategist 🟡 A very ostentatious Turbo Granny 🤨 The Loyal Three asking you a very pertinent question #pokemon | #dandadan | #jeff | #marvelrivals | #sticker

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submitted 36 days ago • 78 comments

not gonna take Canada seriously until they offer Americans easy ways to leave start the brain drain, use this to your benefit.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know it's illegal to say: "I want to kill the president of the United States" ?

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

submitted 39 days ago • 4289 comments

who the FUCK told CookOut to change their fries

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

submitted 39 days ago • 1308 comments

seeing Moe's on this list is like seeing an old friend doing their best

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

didn't think they'd put the 15 minute rouge boobs bouncing montage in Sonic 3 but i was wrong i guess

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

if only there was some kind of symbol only legitimate accounts could have

submitted 56 days ago • 11 comments

as a developer, you have a moral obligation to name your personal projects as the dumbest thing imaginable something that makes you happy

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

the reaction to the whole UHC CEO thing makes me think that Gotham would have some amazing memes in the wake of the Wayne murder.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments