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Why did our teachers tell us to draw 9/11 scenes in elementary school to send to soldiers in Iraq 😭

Trump is buying a Tesla? Hopefully he will be in it a lot, those things are the bomb! 🤠

All Jeffrey Epstein needed to do was start up a right-wing podcast to be a MAGA hero

boy turn that beabadoobee off and grab u a doobee

Melania looked incredible at the inauguration! 😍

The bird flew? Why are yall freaking out about that? Tf else are they supposed to do? 😂😭

Official Happy Gilmore 2 poster released today:

Incredible

So our working theory is that this guy ditched his bag in Central Park, but kept his big ass gun and silencer and just carried it around NYC and onto a bus?

Free my man he didn’t do shit but keep it 💯

But when the world needed him the most, he vanished

Nooooo you’re so sexy please don’t shoot the CEO of a heath insurance company ahaha

I just woke up from a 4 year coma. Did we push Biden left? 😃

The Amazon rainforest? Seriously? What’s next, the Google earth?

I miss Obamna 💔✈️

Okay, she might be committing genocide, and maybe she wants to deport migrants, and sure, she is putting republicans in her cabinet… But have you considered that she’s literally just a girl?

netanyahu IS brat