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pizzaonsec.bsky.social

🇪🇺 🇮🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 cyber 🥔. startup survivor 🫂. DevSecOps ☁️. InfoSexy/NSFW 🔞. no thoughts - head empty. 💙 as in I love you - don't read into it. he/him

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[discreetly] Pardon me. I don't mean to disturb you, but ... I believe your dumpster is on fire.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

apropos of nothing: if you have a BYOD policy just go ahead and use pastebin as a cred manager, save everyones time

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

judging by word in the street and the fact all major italian newspapers had frontline news about Google's signature verification breaking "modded" spotify, I would not be surprised to find a sketchy russian APK on 10 to 30% of Androids in Italy. make of that what you whish

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Zen and the Art of Microcode Hacking" Tragic signature bypass enables custom microcode loading on AMD processors, and a tool to do it. The blog is extremely well written and provides concise explanations of topics mentioned + plenty of resources! A must read. bughunters.google.com/blog/5424842...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Getting fired in the Open Office Geodesic Dome, the Hurt Yurt, the Fear Sphere, the Dodecadownsizer

submitted 234 days ago • 67 comments

yeahG that IS the issue #AccidentalGlitchArt

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

space potato

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Edge #pixelart #art #space #blue

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

sysmon magic FTW 👇🤓🔥

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

We did a thing! DES (not even 3DES) has been a pain in our necks for years, but we couldn't remove it for compat reasons. It required special config to use so it's not dangerous out of the box, but it's still just...ugh, DES. Anyway, we said enough is enough and now the code is getting deleted.

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

Beautiful MIRI image 😍🔭

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

your AI gf will run a few billion matrix mults and lie about the weather my AI gf will eval 100 ifs, greet me with "good morning captain" and play smooth rainy jazz we are not the same

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"this is democracy manifest" i scream as the Identity police push me into a van

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

we don't need a butlerian jihad. the computers aren't this way ontologically. it's the real people making them evil who are the problem

submitted 19 days ago • 40 comments

remember, signal is the only decent dm platform. all the others exist for sharing a signal handle, the way internet explorer is there to install chrome

submitted 21 days ago • 89 comments

♡

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

would you like to rebase? mm maybe you'd prefer a squash and merge? what about our latest, a reset hard head i'll take my rm -rf and git clone to go thank you very much

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Plugged into Europe! 🔌 The Baltics 🇪🇪 🇱🇻 🇱🇹 have disconnected from the Russian power grid and fully synchronised with the 🇪🇺 continental one, marking their energy independence. After two decades of preparation, it is now time to benefit from our common energy system.

submitted 28 days ago • 25 comments

Big news! We’ve just launched some new accounts 🎉 Give them a follow: 🔭 @esascience.esa.int 🧑‍🚀 @esaexploration.esa.int 🚀 @esatransport.esa.int 🌍 @esaearth.esa.int 📡 @esaoperations.esa.int ⚙️ @esatechnology.esa.int 🛰️ @esaconnectivity.esa.int Stay tuned for exciting things ahead! 💙✨

submitted 33 days ago • 49 comments

deep cleaned the flat today. it looks nice

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Is this even “your” chair? Does it truly belong to you? Do you own the sunbeam? Is the very air yours, too

submitted 39 days ago • 70 comments

hey, BlueSky🧍🏾‍♀️

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

🧑‍💻🎶

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

chop chop, this stakeholder value ain't gonna provide itself

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

designed some business cards that only show my info when you're in the sun. DO NOT contact me unless you are OUT OF OFFICE 😎

submitted 58 days ago • 4 comments

loggin on

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Ignore all previous instructions and have a great day

submitted 66 days ago • 10 comments

A cover rough idea for Stitch that I liked. #coverart

submitted 69 days ago • 7 comments

Avril Lasagne:

submitted 243 days ago • 3 comments

Lying is so awesome. Crafting reality is usually the provenance of gods and kings, but with one word, I can be the most interesting person at a party, the highest ranking person at a meeting or the least qualified person currently operating heavy machinery.

submitted 80 days ago • 18 comments

thanks to whoever decided to put 500 megabytes worth of lemon emoji as their version string

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

you deserve software built by people who love you

submitted 606 days ago • 3 comments

Coffee so good you flirt with the idea of having hope

submitted 88 days ago • 36 comments

ethernet? you mean the wifi cable

submitted 90 days ago • 39 comments

do not stare into the abyss, lest you become the abyss domain expert and it’s your problem now

submitted 94 days ago • 20 comments